Sam Fisher
Banned
5-Year-Old Suspended for Making Terrorist Threats With Bubble ***
No snickering please; hooplaphobia is a serious mental illness — as this story attests:
A pink Hello Kitty bubble *** is the reason a five-year-old girl was suspended from kindergarten at Mount Carmel [Pennsylvania] Area Elementary School. Her ******’s attorney says she was at her school bus stop last week when she told a classmate she was going to shoot her and herself with the bubble ***, a *** she did not have with her. …
According to the ******’s lawyer, district officials at Mount Carmel Area Elementary School questioned her for three hours without her parent’s knowledge. She was suspended for 10 days for making terrorist threats.
Terroristic threats? As mentioned above, the *** is five years old!
The Hello Kitty bubble *** is considered a toy. When you pull the trigger, it shoots out bubbles.
It’s not as if our moonbat rulers can’t show mercy:
The ******’s lawyer says a psychologist examined the girl and said she was not a danger to others, so district officials reduced the suspension from 10 days to four days.
While libs fly into hysterical panic over Hello Kitty bubble guns, the rest of us have a better reason to tremble with fear: these kooks run our schools, media, and government.
