You're Never Too Old Too...

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
...****** YOUR ROOMMATE?!?!?! :eek:

(CNN) -- A Massachusetts grand jury has indicted a 98-year-old woman, accused of ********** her 100-year-old nursing home roommate, on a second-degree ****** charge.

Prosecutors say Laura Lundquist ****** centenarian Elizabeth Barrow, a resident of Brandon Woods Nursing Home in Dartmouth, after the two women had an argument over a table Lundquist had placed at the foot of Barrow's bed.

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And who said old people were boring?

FYI - I used the wrong "to/too" at the end of the thread title. It should be "to", damnit.
 

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