ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I thought it would be funny to share our "first time" experiences with sex.
My first time was in a shower and I HATED it. Me and my girlfriend (at the time) were in my basement just kind of hanging out. One thing lead to another and we eventually ended up taking a shower together. At first, we were just kind of actually taking a shower (which is ridiculous now that I look back on it), but then we started kissing, touching, etc. Obviously, sex was the next step.
Since I was totally new to the game, I had NO IDEA that water, ironically, dries up a vagina like prunes in the sun. At first, I thought I was doing something wrong and felt kind of stupid. It felt like I was trying to stick my penis into a pringles can filled with stale bread. I couldn't help but think to myself, "I know this is my first time, but...am I THAT bad?"
We both finally realized that shower sex was a bad idea and moved up into my room. A whole two and a half minutes later, I was no longer a virgin.
My first time was in a shower and I HATED it. Me and my girlfriend (at the time) were in my basement just kind of hanging out. One thing lead to another and we eventually ended up taking a shower together. At first, we were just kind of actually taking a shower (which is ridiculous now that I look back on it), but then we started kissing, touching, etc. Obviously, sex was the next step.
Since I was totally new to the game, I had NO IDEA that water, ironically, dries up a vagina like prunes in the sun. At first, I thought I was doing something wrong and felt kind of stupid. It felt like I was trying to stick my penis into a pringles can filled with stale bread. I couldn't help but think to myself, "I know this is my first time, but...am I THAT bad?"
We both finally realized that shower sex was a bad idea and moved up into my room. A whole two and a half minutes later, I was no longer a virgin.
