You'll Never Catch Me In Mexico...EVER!

alexpnz

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Mexico is a total shit hole and it is only falling deeper into hell. The shit is spreading to the US now. We could put a stop to it and secure our borders easily but for some odd reason no president has ever attempted to do so.
 
Nah I'd probably get shot if I went to Mexico knowing my luck. Fuck that!. Everyone there wears Sombreros and bullet belts over their shoulders and they have handle bar moustaches and call english speaking folks Gringos, or is that just in the movies?.
 
Alex is getting slack in updating this thread


Tortured to death for tweeting? Couple disemboweled and hanged from bridge by Mexican drug cartel... just for criticising them in blog

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ising-Mexican-drug-cartels.html#ixzz1Y5KRuafL


The disemboweled corpses of a man (right) and a woman hang from a pedestrian bridge in Nuevo Laredo after they were murdered by a drugs cartel


This sign was left on the bridge, translated from Spanish: 'This is going to happen to all those posting funny things on the internet'
 
Why does everybody over hype this border shit. You think those guys were good people and got hung for no reason? They worked for the cartel and fucked up. Also people complain about Mexico being so dangerous with the border and all however we don't legalize drugs or stop hiring illegals to help the situation.
 
Yeah. Every single part of Mexico is unsafe. Don't go there, for sure. Clearly it is the modern equivalent of Sodom and/or Gomorrah. If you go there, you will either die or get ass raped by a druggie.

Also, I love vacationing in Mexico. Close and affordable.
 

alexpnz

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alexpnz

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No, Mexico is a shithole right now. I still did go over there this weekend to visit a nice senorita. Thing is don't get drunk. I think that's the reason I don't get in trouble. The waiters at the strip club recognize me, kind of risky to flash money but I tend to be a good tipper, especially if the service is prompt and the guy brings me a good looking lady.

But it all depends where you go. Monterrey is becoming a war zone. The Matamoros-Reynosa area is kind of creepy. No news coming out of the place but I get on twitter and read about shootouts there even before they come on the news on this side of the border, but not in the Mexican channels. The south is also a war zone, you got the Sinaloa cartel fighting with the Zetas for those southern cities like Acapulco. Juarez? Forget it. You couldn't pay me to go there. Now, I do cross into the Matamoros-Reynosa and the vibe I get there is...imagine you're an American soldier in full uniform taking a stroll through downtown Baghdad at night or imagine you're an American CIA officer who just woke up somewhere in Moscow during the Cold War. Yup, you have to develop eyes on the back of your head.
 
Mexican drug cartel leaves 10 severed heads in the street as warning to rivals a week before Pope's visit

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ng-rivals-week-Popes-visit.html#ixzz1pb2yvqjH

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/19/article-2117178-123D3AF0000005DC-828_468x295.jpg
Grim: Ten decapitated heads are seen on a street of Teloloapan. Their faces have been blurred

http://www.blogdelnarco.com/2012/03/imagen-de-las-diez-cabezas-abandonadas-en-guerrero/#more-9218
Article in Spanish, but the heads are unblurred
 

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