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[Pornfan99]

So .. for those that are NOT internet-news hounds, check this out:

https://hellogiggles.com/news/ariana-grande-lick-the-bowl-lyrics/

Yeah, that's right - Ariana Grande is a dirty girl. Which her grandmother doesn't approve it - check out the reaction at :29 in:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/christianz...-during-aris-c?utm_term=.diJq3KlRK#.ceMA7wPxw

So .. based on the pictures shown below - would YOU "lick the bowl?!"

 

[Torre82]

Yes, I would. Eat her pussy.
Something I wonder about, although I'm sure a google search would answer the question... why call yourself Grande, when you are clearly Poquita?
Looks like a 12 year old, but her voice is highly adult ~ nice chords on this one.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

That fucking guy in the front row freaking out and singing everything. Get a bloody life, mate.

 

[sean miguel]

then there's this guy ... at a funeral:

I can't blame him. fuck it.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I will fuck here.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Jesse Jackson looks like he's playing Ninja Pocket Pool. Bubba seems like he's about to reach for the infamous five 20s themselves. The third character is trying to block it all out thinking about baseball scores and Church's Fried Chicken.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Jesse Jackson looks like he's playing Ninja Pocket Pool. Bubba seems like he's about to reach for the infamous five 20s themselves. The third character is trying to block it all out thinking about baseball scores and Church's Fried Chicken.

I am twice her age. I’d move her in and give her the keys to the kingdom. Family and friends would just have to kiss my ass.
Someone should have taught her how to dress appropriately for a funeral and things like that. Fuck it, I’ll teach her. A whole bunch of shit.

#OldDirtyBastard

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Someone should have taught her how to dress appropriately for a funeral. Fuck it, I’ll teach her.

Her legs on full display were very distracting. I was watching it while talking to my wife who was in the room as I was trying hard to pretend I wasn't watching.

Poor Bill should have worn his shoes with mirrors on the tips when he greeted her. Hillary would be licking her chops too.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I don’t care for pop stars, could give two shits about film stars but this bitch has it. Never seen anyone quite like her.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I don’t care for pop stars, could give two shits about film stars but this bitch has it. Never seen anyone quite like her.

I'd nibble on her balloon knot right after she ate a pot of arroz con pollo with plenty of black beans and plantains on the side.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I'd nibble on her balloon knot right after she ate a pot of arroz con pollo with plenty of black beans and plantains on the side.

:1orglaugh
You’d have to be a homosexual male not to want to hit that. And even a few of them would hit it.

 

[sean miguel]

:sing: you make me feel like a natural woman

Between that rapist Bill Clinton and Bishop Handsy here, it's a wonder she made it through her routine.

 

[Supafly]

Dear PornFan99 -

For the sheer excellence of this thread, I am upgrading you to PornFan100

You are welcome, and do give us another quality thread like this

 

[Pornfan99]

Supafly: you are welcome. I'll do my best to offset the "this board is dead" thread.

P.S. How about giving me some Reputation Love?

 

[The Yak]

:sing: you make me feel like a natural woman

Between that rapist Bill Clinton and Bishop Handsy here, it's a wonder she made it through her routine.

Who does that at a funeral? He's a bad person.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/01/arts/music/ariana-grande-funeral-groping-bishop-ellis.html

“It would never be my intention to touch any woman’s breast,” the pastor, Bishop Charles H. Ellis III, told The Associated Press.

Never? Gay as a summer hat.

 

[sean miguel]

“When I saw Ariana Grande at the program, I thought that was a new something at Taco Bell,” he said, his arm around her waist as his fingers remained pressed into the right side of her chest for more than 30 seconds.

“It would never be my intention to touch any woman’s breast,” the pastor, Bishop Charles H. Ellis III, told The Associated Press. “Maybe I crossed the border, maybe I was too friendly or familiar but again, I apologize.”

Get that guy a chalupa.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Get that guy a chalupa.

Ariana was heard afterwards yelling “ get your hands off of me motherfucker! I’m nacho bitch!

 

[sean miguel]

Ariana was heard afterwards yelling “ get your hands off of me motherfucker! I’m nacho bitch!

Lol

Damnit, I was drinking milk and almost got it on my phone.

 

[Supafly]

I didn't know the actual song, and if any of you don't know it, too:

Here you are!

 

[bobjustbob]

Supa, ya no I luv ya, but that's 40 seconds of my life that I will never get beck.