You wanna cum and your wife is sleeping

You wanna cum and your wife is sleeping, how do you solve it?

  • You masturbate quietly and don't bother her

    Votes: 6 60.0%
  • You masturbate but cum on her tits or slept face

    Votes: 3 30.0%
  • You sleep and have a wet dream

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • You don't care, wake her up and fuck her

    Votes: 1 10.0%

  • Total voters
    10
  • Poll closed .
You wanna cum and your wife is sleeping. It's not weekend, she has to wake up early or you know she is tired and tomorrow it will be a hard day for her. How do you solve the situation?
 
Anyone choosing "B" or "D" can forget having sex with his wife any time for the next Decade, or so. You wake her up just to fuck her is never a good thing. Grab a Playboy and go into the bathroom and "take matters into your own hands" you are far better off this way
 
There was another thread a while back similar to this. My two cents: you either go to the bathroom and jack off or let it go and get to sleep. Everyone gets horny from time to time without being able to do anything about it, and sadly we will not always have the option of sex to resolve it.

LMAO!


You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
 

ban-one

Works for panties
Go off to another room and take care of it myself
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
You gently wake her, and reminder about all of the times YOU were sound asleep, and she felt not one single bit of guilt, or remorse about waking you up at some ungodly hour, when she knew you had a long day behind you, and a longer one in front of you, because she was horny and couldn't sleep, and needed to cum.

Then settle for the quick blow job she hopefully offers you, or hope she gives you permission to fuck a sleeping hole, as long as you can be quick about it.
 
I've sleep creeped it sometimes.

Sleep Creep: n. someone who engages in sexual activity while the "partner" is asleep.
 
Wake that bitch up! Lol

But honestly, you should really be man enough to just let it go.

I wanted to know if my wife is so great as I think because she is really in good mood when she wakes up with her huge tits full of cumshot. I hope it only happens when that cumshot is mine, haha.
 
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