Little Red Wagon Repairman
Step in my shop and I'll fix yours too.
Well, those darn things don't work too good. I went to a Jack In The Box yesterday. I got my Xtra Super Sized Cup then pressed a series of buttons until I got to the Dr Pepper. I filled up the cup with something that did look like Dr Pepper. When I took a drink out of it I could taste Strawberry, Orange, and Cherry. What gives? I wanted Dr Pepper. I poured out the contents of the entire cup then selected Coca-Cola. That ended up being alright, I guess. I've had better though.