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You Fuck Marie Osmond Or Is She Too Weird?

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Step in my shop and I'll fix yours too.
I might do her because she's weird. Anyone putting it inside of the Marie Osmond now?

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Little Red Wagon Repairman

Step in my shop and I'll fix yours too.
I'd hit that, as if I'd ever have a chance

She's nutty and unpredictable probably having an extra bathroom just to fit in the orange pill bottles. We all might be able to climb on top of her at the right moment. Rigidity meeting her fragility might thaw out any frigidity. The look of love in her eye surely would have a twinkle of derangement.

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the fact she's crazy and hot makes me want her even more
 
I'd bang her like a screen door in a thunderstorm.

When she and Valerie Bertinelli were both doing those weight loss ads, I always wondered what a nude oil-wrestling competition between those two would look like.
 
Yeah, I'd fuck her... after I finish fisting her twat and before I jizz on her lovely face. The 2nd go round will be totally anal.

:pimpdaddy
 

bahodeme

Closed Account
She is one person that while attractive was never attracted to.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Yeah, I'd fuck her... after I finish fisting her twat and before I jizz on her lovely face. The 2nd go round will be totally anal.

:pimpdaddy

Considering how many kids she's had, anal might be your only shot at friction. The last couple probably walked out, twirling a cane....


but yeah, I would...
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Who posted that giraffes doing gaynors into the pool thing?
 
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