You ever come up with a porn name you thought was clever?

[Torre82]

Grandma porn: Christie 'Wrinkly'

Smoking fetish on a PAWG: Flick Buttz (Phat Ass White Girl, if you didnt know)

Porn actor with a droopy face who fucks the American public: Richard Dicks'em

Your turn.

 

[The Yak]

Hugh G. Rection

Not mine but still funny.

 

[Torre82]

A clan in Lord of the Rings: "The Riders of Lohan"
Italian guy who plays paladin: "Olive Guardian"

Flipside: Does it with jokes.

A mechanic does it with a screw.
A mortician does it with a stiff.
A pornstar does it with.. everyone.

 

[bobjustbob]

No.

And if I did, I wouldn't admit it.

 

[Prod3]

About 15 years ago I made a few porn DVD compilations just for fun of some clips and movies I had downloaded from the internet. Not knowing who some of the actors/actresses were at the time I made up some names to go on the credits

Here are some of the names I came up with:

Randall Testorossa

Bob Medallion

Daisy Dazzle

Busty Brownmole

Baron Baccus

Betty Belisha

Ivana Taylor

The Hardy Boys

Connie Matrix

Dommy Lingus

Dannii Bliss

Helmet Eric

Tony Pincha


I'll have to dig my old DVDs out for some more names

 

[Torre82]

About 15 years ago I made a few porn DVD compilations just for fun of some clips and movies I had downloaded from the internet. Not knowing who some of the actors/actresses were at the time I made up some names to go on the credits

Here are some of the names I came up with:

Randall Testorossa

Bob Medallion

Daisy Dazzle

Busty Brownmole

Baron Baccus

Betty Belisha

Ivana Taylor

The Hardy Boys

Connie Matrix

Dommy Lingus

Dannii Bliss

Helmet Eric

Tony Pincha


I'll have to dig my old DVDs out for some more names

*points* Dis guy. Dis guy has porn name experience.

...unlike the majority of porn 'actresses' these days who simply take two HIGHLY generic names and make it hard to google their stuff.
Sylvia Jameson
Jana Jade
Nadia Thai
etc, etc.