You Aint A Handyman

jasonk282

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That's pretty badass, now can he do it with a saw's all?
 
Wow that's amazing. I can not even juggle, let alone hammer a nail into a joist while juggling!
 
He is in the wrong profession. He will be better as a bartender.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Pffft. I could do that!



Wait...he does other stuff after holding the three hammers in one hand?
 
I made my peace with the fact that I'll never be a handyman long ago. And although the night terrors still plague me at least the bed wetting has stopped ... well, not really. But it isn't as regular so that's something to be proud of.

Anyway, that guy wasn't a handyman either. His whole shtick was a little too theatrical for it to be believable. Plus the fact he wasn't morbidly obese, shirtless with the crack of his ass bulging below the waistline of his trousers and he wasn't shouting obscenities at the top of his lungs at his friend who's only two feet away - were just a couple clues that gave him away.
 
this is awesome. fake or not, it is a great idea.

I'll do nothing else until I master this. Then...

"ladder? I don't need no fuckin' ladder you damn amateur. Suck this!"
 
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