Yeah! What the hell?!?!

[~~whimsy~~]

David Beckham says it isn't easy sitting down to dinner with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

"We were at dinner once with Tom and Katie ... and we sat there and everyone was like, 'OK, let's play a music game, let's start a singing game!'" Beckham, 34, recalled on George Lopez's TBS late night show, Lopez Tonight, Wednesday

See Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' most romantic moments!

Singing in public, he said, "is my worst nightmare!"

Beckham said he noticed one of his friends was dining at another table nearby.

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/david-beckham-dinner-with-tom-cruise-became-my-worst-nightmare/32836?nc

Really? Really Beckham... that is your "worst nightmare" ever? I honestly thought it would be you having to dine out with Tom Cruise and his equally obnoxious wife! :dunno:

I guess you and your wife Victoria should go back to England so you two should never have to partake in such a nightmarish scenario ever again! Go! Flee you! FLEE!!!

Get out of here while you still can!!! Flee damn you.... FLEEEEEEE!!!!

 

[darkwarrior3007]

Why the hostility? My worst nightmare is standing up in front of a crowd, giving a speech and everybody looking at me. What now?!

 

[24788]

My worst fear is a boat full of bears, snakes, and snipers driving to my house with a vengence. The kind of vengence you only see on a boat full of bears, snakes, and snipers. I have a hard time sleeping at night thinking about this.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

My worst nightmare is being fat. (hehe just kidding thought it sounded like a typical female answer ) my real worst nightmare is frogs. Any kind of frog, I hate them, even Kermit, hes fuckin creepy!

 

[L3ggy]

Fears? My biggest fears are Ants & Bees-.-

 

[themrose]

biggest fears for me? well first off it's NOT dinner with tom cruise and the wifey lol. Maybe it would be very unpleasant because I think tom cruise is fuckin insane, but my biggest fear right now is coffee. No joke, I've become petrified of hot coffee like no other this past week. i hate it

 

[24788]

My worst nightmare is being fat. (hehe just kidding thought it sounded like a typical female answer ) my real worst nightmare is frogs. Any kind of frog, I hate them, even Kermit, hes fuckin creepy!

Just 4 you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VdyZnfU4dU&feature=fvw

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Just 4 you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VdyZnfU4dU&feature=fvw

:helpme::helpme::helpme:
EWWWW ugh. Thanks a lot 24788. I thought we were friends! :tongue:

 

[24788]

:helpme::helpme::helpme:
EWWWW ugh. Thanks a lot 24788. I thought we were friends! :tongue:

Pfft, Kermit the frog isn't that bad.

So after sex I just need to pull out a kermit the frog doll instead of wondering when your going to leave?

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Pfft, Kermit the frog isn't that bad.

So after sex I just need to pull out a kermit the frog doll instead of wondering when your going to leave?

No breakfast? Hmmph thats the last time I let you stick it in my ass :tongue:

 

[24788]

No breakfast? Hmmph thats the last time I let you stick it in my ass :tongue:

Breakfast... then after a while you'll want lunch, dinner, and a key to the house.

 

[themrose]

And then come the wedding bands and the baby strollers and the growing old together and kids that disappoint you because they act EXACTLY like you did when you were their age... One night stand means DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ASS ON THE WAY OUT lmao

 

[24788]

And then come the wedding bands and the baby strollers and the growing old together and kids that disappoint you because they act EXACTLY like you did when you were their age... One night stand means DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ASS ON THE WAY OUT lmao

This is why guys are smarter. The perfect woman hasn't even been invented yet, so I'll stay single until then.

 

[themrose]

hahahaha, when she comes along will you make me a clone and mail it to me?

 

[24788]

hahahaha, when she comes along will you make me a clone and mail it to me?

Yep, I mailed you Tom Cruise for now.

 

[themrose]

Oh god no! take him back! take him back! i JUST bought new couches!!

 

[Alyssa Rose]

This is why guys are smarter. The perfect woman hasn't even been invented yet, so I'll stay single until then.

*AHEM* There will never be a perfect woman, just as there will never be a perfect man. Oh and by the way, women aren't 'invented', they are made.

 

[themrose]

You see 24788, when a man and a woman love eachother very much... or when they're trashed and horny, a man puts his penis repeatedly into a woman's vagina until he blows his load... usually after 1 to 2 minutes of utterly unsatisfying sex after which the woman slaps him and leaves and he rolls over and passes out. this is how babys are made XD

 

[Jack Davenport]

My worst fear is I wake up to suddenly find out I have been transformed into Oprah's couch.

 

[24788]

*AHEM* There will never be a perfect woman, just as there will never be a perfect man. Oh and by the way, women aren't 'invented', they are made.

Clearly unaware the Japanese are crazy good with robotics. The perfect woman will be invented one day. There will never be a perfect man because no matter how smart you make a male robot it will still act like a man. They may be smarter than the average man, but come on that's just too easy.