No.
But what I think you should do is take your pain and anger out on that bitch receptionist who is always smiling and laughing at you. Now, walk into the building tomorrow walk right up to her . . . lean in . . . and sneeze in her face! BO-YAH!!! Make sure it's a nice, wet, swine flu infested sneeze now. We don't want one of those seemingly dry pussy sneezes. We want something that's going to cover her entire face and drip from her chin and make her cry . . . yeah that's right. But don't feel bad for the poor minimum wage receptionist. She deserves it for being so fucking smug!
So now you know how to get these fuckers back. My work here is done.
Or you could just burn the whole place down. It's really up to you :dunno:
Hmm . . . pussy sneezes?? ::mental image:: Boner ALERT! :banana: