Would you masturbate into someone's smoothie
I prefer to masturbate over devilled eggs I'm serving, but a smoothie would work, too.
Do you have a flavour recommendation to hide the spunk? Would banana be most effective? Strawberry might do it, or perhaps a man-chowder flavoured smoothie is what's called for, here?
Do you have a flavour recommendation to hide the spunk? Would banana be most effective? Strawberry might do it, or perhaps a man-chowder flavoured smoothie is what's called for, here?
Banana is the best spunk-concealer, but they usually get around to asking why you're "grinning like that" and I always tell them.
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How do you answer, exactly? I'm imagining something like this:
"I'm grinning like an idiot because I spermed in your smoothie. You looked a bit peaked."
Am I close?
I usually go with
"My special ingredient"
and they get it pretty quick.
And then they get herpes?
Only if they don't already have it!
Actually I'm only joking about that part.
It's true I'll dip my balls in the liquid if it's
a particularly hot day, (and I'm well known
for that in the neighborhood,) but I never
put the shaft down in there. That's just
common consideration!
You are truly a Prince among men, Ike. We all have so much to learn from you.
Well I don't know about a smoothie, but I've done it onto a pizza.... I was working for a pizza company (who shall remain nameless...), and there was this customer that called that was SUCH an asshole that one of my co-workers bet me $20 that I wouldn't jizz on his pizza. So I went into the bathroom and rubbed one off into one of those clear side-dish plastic cups and drizzled it onto the pizza. Now that was before it went through the oven so it probably all cooked off, but we still all thought it was pretty damn funny. :2 cents::dunno:
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