Would You Fuck An 80-Year-Old CILF?

[GregCentauro]

(the C stands for nothing special - you fill in the blank with Corpse, Cougar, Cookie, Cum Dump, Crustacean or whatever)

I have been one of the very few who wouldn't shag a fifty yo, so I have to raise the stakes for all you desperate pervs out there.

And don't give me the generic "if she's hot"-bullshit. No way! She's 80! Not hot!

:hammer:

 

[bennyny]

hell nah ( at least till Im 90)

 

[BlueBalls]

I'd fuck an 80 year old Cliff Richard, if that counts?

:nannerf1::nanner: Only 10 years to go :nanner::nannerf1:

 

[Big Papi]

If I was 100 I would.

 

[habo9]

If she was hot :thefinger

But you would need to oil up the old girl , good and proper or she will be all dry & creeky :throwup:

But really , I only would when I could finally call her young stuff

 

[PirateKing]

I often whore myself out to 80 year old women and then collect on their social security savings after they pass away with a smile on their face.

 

[LukeEl]

Nope, not interested at all.

 

[habo9]

Fuck it I would marry one if she was rich , and if a good fucking would send her to her deathbed , then thats all the more reason to fuck her

Fuck the life out her and get her cash , then happy days

I said yes because if there was a lot of money involved , I would no problem

 

[lurkingdirk]

I have, would, and will again.

I always make them sign wavers, though, so I'm not responsible for hip replacement.

 

[mrtrebus]

Yes. Why on earth would any one not?

 

[tartanterrier]

I think you mean GILF (G being Granny) and no i'd rather die :eek:

 

[feller469]

since some Grandmas are only in their 40s, how about AARPilfs?

 

[mr google]

pass

 

[316sherm]

We talkin bout fuckin grannies, or fuckin some bitch ona cliff, but why does he spell it cilf?!? Does he mean, fuckin an old clit? Or fuckin an old clit on a cliff? Fuck, I'm confused!

 

[Sparky Shortz]

Exactly...

since some Grandmas are only in their 40s, how about AARPilfs?

 

[jod0565]

If she's hot...

 

[dadolfo]

Yes, but only if I have access to vast amounts of Baby Fresh Vaseline, they're my sponsor after all :thumbsup:

 

[roronoa3000]

I like older women so Id say yes if I were 79.

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

all pussy is Pink.

 

[roronoa3000]

all pussy is pink.

Except the pussy that isnt.

Who is that in your avatar.:angels: