Man just think of the conservations I would have.
With friends at the club.
Joe- Man whats that hotties name you are with? She looks familar just not sure where I have seen her.
Me- Her name is Adriana
Joe- Name even sounds familar. Still can't think of where I have seen her.
Me- Well she is somewhat famous
Joe- Damn man I know where it was I saw her, I was watching a cool flick and wacked off to your girl
Me- Just smiling
Joe- Man you are the man, when are going to throw a wild party? tell her to invite some of her friends
Dating the girl and living with her
Me- Well honey I am glad you are home, how was LA? Did you work hard
Kobe- Yeah I am a little tired, it was a long 3 days
Me- Yeah I hear ya, any details?
Kobe- Well on Monday, Bobby Vitale cummed all over my face, on Tuesday I rode Rocco's rod in the hot tub.
Me- (thinking how can my 7 incher please this lady) Well that sounds interesting, I bet you are tired. How about we go out for a bite somewhere(thinking, hey you make the money it better be a lobster dinner)
Kobe- Sure that sounds great, how about some seafood?
Me- Sure
Kobe- Yeah, Chasey is coming over later on and will spend about 4 days here, I don't think she wants to sleep in the guest room, do you care if she sleeps in our bed with us?
Me- Duh, lemme think about this one for a minute(about a split second later) Sure why not.
It would be weird knowing my girl was getting the rod thrown to her by a bunch of dudes, but hey, she loves sex and she knows some really fine women.