Would It Be A Good Idea To Start A Church?

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Girls Can't Wrestle
I don't know what I'm talking about for starters, OK? Fantasy, hypothetical stuffs...

If you started a Church and were able to recruit what would be a private investigative unit and legal department...

Much of the beginnings of your ministry would be based upon defending innocent ******** making citizen arrests of pedophiles. Have the investigative and legal departments thoroughly vet the targets and build a case before arresting them to reduce the possibilities of being sued. Make a public show of the arrests filming them to gain more attention to your ministry. Hopefully this is where your membership will bloom from as you peel away from their congregation and make them yours.

I haven't figured out Chapter 2 yet but reaping justice for **** while exposing true evil may be a good start. Not sure how I feel about God or the Bible yet.

Sure be nice if these pesky Statute of Limitations go away.
 

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