Worst Names?

Checking out the front page on Freeones, I saw this pornstar from the UK I had never seen before called, get this, Dirty Pancake (who's a hot piece BTW). I was like WTF. It got me thinking about the worst names in porn.


Dirty Pancake, lol.

What are some of the other worst names in your opinion?
 

GabberMan

Closed Account
I don't think I like any of them really. Most sound made up and about 60% begin with "A" which is a bit of a give-away. I can understand performers wanting to protect their identities but many sound like cartoon characters or Western villains.
 
Princess Diana :dunno: There was another but I cant remember her name right now. But the one I have listed seems a very strange name to choose.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
This thread idea was done before. But porn names are immune to this kind of scrutiny. After all...it's porn.
 
Any name that comes up when you're writing about something that has nothing to do with pornstars. Sometimes I really hate the babelink feature on the board.
 
Russian porn names:

Nickers Onandoffski.
Onyirback Yabitch.

Or better yet, an Irish porn star: Pat Magroin.
 
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