Worst Diet Soda Pop

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Diet Mountain Dew. My wife brought home a 12 pack and I was excited to try one. Figured since Mountain Dew is good that flavor might be OK in Diet form too. Wrong. The artificial sweetener lingers forever in your mouth. I couldn't even finish one.

My ******-in-law and future *******-in-law are here now and about ready to leave. My wife just slipped the other 10 cans in their bag while I distracted them. Those bad tasting pops will soon be out of my house.

 

[Tyrion Lannister]

Gotta say I think you are in the minority on this. Most people would say this is the best tasting diet *****. But I think it is also the least healthy diet *****.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Yeah, diet Dew is pretty nasty. I have decided that diet A&W root **** is pretty damn good for diet. The absolute worst diet soda that I ever had was something called Tab. I am not sure if they even make them anymore but my *** used to ***** them. Terrible soda.

 

[ChuckFaze]

Tab ... that reminded me of that exchange in the movie Back to the Future that went something along the lines of:

Marty McFly: Give me a Pepsi Free.
Guy at Café: I'm not gonna give you a Pepsi for free. If you want a soda, you're gonna have to pay for it.
Marty McFly: Okay, then give me a Tab.
Guy at Café: I can't give you a tab until you order something. :rofl:

Anyway ... I think Diet Pepsi is the worst. Diet Dr Pepper is not very good either.

 

[ChuckFaze]

Gotta say I think you are in the minority on this. Most people would say this is the best tasting diet *****. But I think it is also the least healthy diet *****.

I'm gonna have to agree with you that Diet Mountain Dew is actually good. The reason I don't ***** it is because it has high caffeine content and I am having to avoid caffeine.

Now Dollar General's generic Mountain Rush or Mountain Explosion or whatever the fuck it's called ... THAT one has a lingering aftertaste.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

The absolute worst diet soda that I ever had was something called Tab. I am not sure if they even make them anymore but my *** used to ***** them. Terrible soda.

That’s what the Blue Hairs ***** at the Old Folk’s Home while they watch reruns of ****** She Wrote.

 

[pool_hustler]

Yeah, diet Dew is pretty nasty. I have decided that diet A&W root **** is pretty damn good for diet. The absolute worst diet soda that I ever had was something called Tab. I am not sure if they even make them anymore but my *** used to ***** them. Terrible soda.

Oh hell yes. Tab was undrinkable. Actually to me they all are, but Tab was the worst.

 

[assari]

This bastard-***** tastes fucking bad.

(Sugarless pear Juice)

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

This bastard-***** tastes fucking bad.

(Sugarless pear Juice)

You guys up there ***** a soda pop out of a juice box?

 

[assari]

You guys up there ***** a soda pop out of a juice box?

Other Finnish adults often ***** **** on weekends.

I am mostly juice-guy.

 

[assari]

Diet Mountain Dew. My wife brought home a 12 pack and I was excited to try one. Figured since Mountain Dew is good that flavor might be OK in Diet form too. Wrong. The artificial sweetener lingers forever in your mouth. I couldn't even finish one.

It's great that you did not tell them exactly what you really are thinking about that *****.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I am mostly juice-guy.

 

[tvstrip]

Yeah, diet Dew is pretty nasty. I have decided that diet A&W root **** is pretty damn good for diet. The absolute worst diet soda that I ever had was something called Tab. I am not sure if they even make them anymore but my *** used to ***** them. Terrible soda.

Tab... I vaguely remember something called that. Was is a pink colored can marketed to girls?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Tab... I vaguely remember something called that. Was is a Pink colored can marketed to girls?

 

[assari]

That guy is a typical show-wrestler.

A lot of talk, but not action.

 

[cometbird]

They are all bad, but some are so bad, I don't remember which as it's been 20 years