Worst Business Names Ever

[Jagger69]

When my son and I went out to West Texas 2 weeks ago to go mountain climbing, we saw a sign in the small town of Van Horn that advertised a restaurant at a truck stop that proudly called itself "Diesel Fried Chicken"

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/136/351842743_f833e36758.jpg

I don't know how the chicken was but it looks like a great ambiance, huh?

I also know of a grocery store in Nashville, TN (sorry, no pictures) that is called "BM Grocery".

http://www.rateitall.com/i-712385-b-m-grocery.aspx

It would be hard to beat these two as far as awful names for businesses (maybe the New York law firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe would be a candidate? :1orglaugh).

http://www.dewey-cheatham-howe.com/

Anyone else have some amusing offerings perhaps?

 

[GregCentauro]

The worst I can think of is White Power

http://files.myopera.com/Jonnsen/blog/whitepower.jpg

 

[lurkingdirk]

Pen Island?
www.penisland.net

Okay, not that bad a business name, Italian Power, but bad website name:
www.powergenitalia.com

And the First Cuming Methodist Church should re-evaluate their website too:
www.cummingfirst.com

 

[24788]

www.freeones.com - jajaja

 

[L3ggy]

Father & Son?

 

[Neutron66]

I also know of a grocery store in Nashville, TN (sorry, no pictures) that is called "BM Grocery".

I don't get it.

 

[meesterperfect]

The law office of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.

 

[Lust]

The worst I can think of is White Power

http://files.myopera.com/Jonnsen/blog/whitepower.jpg

OH MY GOD! Who knew Redi Kilowatt was a White Supremacist?????

Okay, not that bad a business name, Italian Power, but bad website name:
www.powergenitalia.com

lol, i dont even have a response for that one

 

[Jagger69]

I don't get it.

OK....well, "BM" is a medical abbreviation reference to "bowel movement". :eek:

 

[lurkingdirk]

some pretty good ones here:
http://bigstupididiot.com/2009/07/10/10-funniest-business-names/

I love the kidsexchage one...

 

[Kingfisher]

The worst I can think of is White Power

http://files.myopera.com/Jonnsen/blog/whitepower.jpg

That's pretty funny.

 

[Facetious]

easy
:ak47: :violent:

c'mon down for the christmas sale though
:o





•There's a "Robinson Oil Co." whose gas stations are called "Rotten Robbie."

• In Nevada there are gas stations called "Terrible Herbst" and both are successful. :dunno:

 

[meganmilian]

There is a city in Arkansas called "BALD KNOB". I remember thinking that was a really bad name when I was little...:dunno:

 

[Jagger69]

easy
:ak47: :violent:

c'mon down for the christmas sale though
:o





•There's a "Robinson Oil Co." whose gas stations are called "Rotten Robbie."

• In Nevada there are gas stations called "Terrible Herbst" and both are successful. :dunno:

Hell, there's a major hotel and casino in Vegas with that moniker!

http://www.terriblescasinos.com/

"Terrible" name.....

 

[PornKhaos]

Theres a small business near me called "Knobs & Knockers", not the worst business names but one of the funniest!

 

[assholebythedoor]

I think windows is the worst name to name a computer.

 

[Count Fuckula]

There is a shop fitters in Austria called Assmann
http://www.assmann.at/

 

[assholebythedoor]

not a overall bad name

 

[C.K. Lawrence]

Bunghole Liquors, a liquor store in Salem MA, has gotten a lot of attention for its unusual name despite the rational explanation (a bunghole is a small hole drilled into a wooden barrel, such as a wine barrel). Since most people are unfamiliar with that definition, it gives the business name two completely different connotations!
http://www.qualitylogoproducts.com/lib/10-worst-business-names.htm

 

[Petra]

We have one here called baby-dump.nl

It has all the stuff for babies and toddlers, but it just sounds wrong. What do you do? Just go dump your baby there? LOL