Workplace Troll

[Shifty]

The David Thorne F26-A Complaint Files, David Thorne is the ultimate work place troll. After 3 written complaints there is supposed to be some sort of formal meeting with an external mediator. He claims to have nothing against Simon except the fact that he likes the band Nickelback.

Poor Simon, this guy is driving him batty! :rofl2:

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/David_Thorne_Complaints.htm

 

[ICanHasLogin]

Jim and Dwight from The Office?

 

[DSOTM73]

:weeping: <(cry laughing) oh my god my stomach hurts so much from laughing.

 

[Null8008]

The funniest part was the caption under the first one where it said "He claims to have nothing against Simon except the fact that he likes the band Nickelback."

 

[funkipman]

This man is a legend!!!

 

[StanScratch]

David now needs to take it up a few notches. Shrink wrap Simon's car. If they have an elevator, change the numbers around. While Simon is in the bathroom, exchange the "men" and "Ladies" signs. Irradiate his own balls for several weeks, sleep with Simon's wife, and knock her up with a mutant child that eventually devours Simon's soul.
Stuff like that.

 

[Shifty]

:weeping: <(cry laughing) oh my god my stomach hurts so much from laughing.

Same here ... I was laughing my ass off! :yesyes:

 

[Asianlov69]

he needs to be fired for this...

 

[Rane1071]

:weeping: <(cry laughing) oh my god my stomach hurts so much from laughing.

Me too. :rofl: Holy shit that's funny. .. Don't know which one I liked best, "the Kit-Kat", "swimming lessons" or the "horse whisperer business cards" one.

You sure that's not, Dirk?

 

[Shifty]

Me too. :rofl: Holy shit that's funny. .. Don't know which one I liked best, "the Kit-Kat", "swimming lessons" or the "horse whisperer business cards" one.

You sure that's not, Dirk?

For me it all started out with researching wasps.

... and horse whisperer business cards had me pissing my pants!

The funniest thing about this is the tone of the complaints - it's really Simon that makes this so hilarious. :1orglaugh

 

[Rane1071]

For me it all started out with researching wasps.

... and horse whisperer business cards had me pissing my pants!

The funniest thing about this is the tone of the complaints - it's really Simon that makes this so hilarious. :1orglaugh

I like the part that he's not sure how many of the business cards he's given out.

I feel sorry for him, but it's just so damn hilarious. :1orglaugh

 

[Supafly]

David now needs to take it up a few notches. Shrink wrap Simon's car. If they have an elevator, change the numbers around. While Simon is in the bathroom, exchange the "men" and "Ladies" signs. Irradiate his own balls for several weeks, sleep with Simon's wife, and knock her up with a mutant child that eventually devours Simon's soul.
Stuff like that.

Remember that 'Bastard Operator from Hell' stuff? THAT is trolling your coworkers at the finest level

Like, change the text color to white in an urgent deadline-paper and when he opens it, he will probably think he fucked up and somehow deleted it

When he comes back do his desk, you have chaged it back and he will marvel over his stupidity. Of course, you can play around with the 'Replace' function and change people's names to Batman characters

 

[Jay_Dilla]

I love this guy, spent most of the day reading every blog post of his.

The rollercoaster complaint had me in tears, the link as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7xI4ZKzZ1Q

 

[Shifty]

jay, post a link to his blog please! :yesyes:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

http://www.27bslash6.com/index.html

 

[Shifty]

http://www.27bslash6.com/index.html

:goodpost: :clap:

 

[Shifty]

http://www.27bslash6.com/bieber.html

 

[Shifty]

I've been on this guy's site for the past hour and I can barely breathe ... :rofl:

 

[lurkingdirk]

That site is awesome. I'm killing myself laughing...

 

[Shifty]

http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html :rofl2: