Women's issues

[assari]

How long does it take time before your wife/female friend is ready to go work or the party?

1. 5 minutes

2. 30 minutes

3. One hour

4. Five hours :sunny:


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[Mr. Daystar]

My wife is NEVER on time. Constantly annoy's the snot out of me, with her inability to be prepared on time...and will never change.

It is what it is, and she is, who she is.

I have been known to lie, and misrepresent the actual time we need to be someplace, or the length of time it will take to get there.

 

[Petra]

My excuse (and works pretty damn well in this country) is....traffic jam.;-)

 

[larss]

My wife is NEVER on time. Constantly annoy's the snot out of me, with her inability to be prepared on time...and will never change.

It is what it is, and she is, who she is.

I have been known to lie, and misrepresent the actual time we need to be someplace, or the length of time it will take to get there.

This!

 

[Legzman]

women's issues are just that, women's issues. I wish they'd not make it my fuckin problem!

 

[assari]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 6263893, member: 114093"]My excuse is....traffic jam.;-)

And it's not even a lie...

 

[Facetious]

and to top it all off, they're putting the finishing touches of makeup on the faces in bumper to bumper traffic...
thank god for bumpers eh? :rofl2:

Aside: One of my best friends has a new live in g/f who recently landed a gravy job... she has trouble getting to work at 9AM!! He's so distressed because he thought that he found the "perfect woman". :1orglaugh:

I should talk, I'm always struggling with the clock. :o

 

[Sam Fisher]

This right here explains it all.

 

[Petra]

And it's not even a lie...

Most of the time, no. So it's a great excuse!

 

[Roald]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 6263893, member: 114093"]My excuse (and works pretty damn well in this country) is....traffic jam.;-)

I saw that!

 

[Harley Spencer]

Hey, if we didn't spend all that time getting all dolled up, we wouldn't look as good as we do!

 

[Roald]

Who is this "we" you speak off?

 

[Harley Spencer]

Oh and PS. I get ready first thing in the morning, that way if we have any plans or something comes up, I'm all set and ready to go, no wait time!

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

I solved the problem for being late.
Gentlemen, listen carefully and learn.
I hung a clock in the badroom just above the mirror where my wife always stands to do her hair and make up, BUT it runs for 10 minutes ahead, and ever since we are always on time. :thumbsup:
I tell you, it's phychological, it's in their brains!

 

[DR. B]

I wanna have sex with Harley Spencer

.....

oh wait, is this the wrong thread :/

 

[Harley Spencer]

Who is this "we" you speak off?

Women in general that get dolled up. I realize not all women spend much time at all getting ready, so I'm referring to the ones that do.

 

[Harley Spencer]

I wanna have sex with Harley Spencer

.....

oh wait, is this the wrong thread :/

Aww, well thank you!

 

[DR. B]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 6264056, member: 579739"]Aww, well thank you!

quite welcome.

but yeah, women take long to get ready. I'm talking 2 hours to get ready. If a women takes 5 min. or even 30 min, she plain doesn't give a fuck. An hour means shes rushing :/

 

[Roald]

quite welcome.

but yeah, women take long to get ready. I'm talking 2 hours to get ready. If a women takes 5 min. or even 30 min, she plain doesn't give a fuck. An hour means shes rushing :/

LOL bullshit

 

[assari]

Hey, if we didn't spend all that time getting all dolled up, we wouldn't look as good as we do!

Makeup does not make a women interesting.

Personality makes an impression.