Women You Used To Masturbate To But Now Wish You Could Put The Toothpaste Back In The Tube

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Punishing Percy to Rose McGowan back in the late 1990s used to be good fun. Her dislike and avoidance of semen has aged her horribly over time.

She's the one on the left...

 

[Señor Sarcasmo]

Good call on Rose. I would squeeze it to Shirley Feeney, but that didn't turn out to well!

 

[ChuckFaze]

Definitely Asia Carrera. 🤮
Kirstie Alley
Susan Dey
Markie Post 😭

 

[maildude]

I can't think of anyone. But I once had a big crush on a girl who had a thing for Bruce Jenner. Love to see her right now and laugh in her face.

 

[John_8581]

Give me the old models. I'll take them. These new ones should be recalled by the manufacturer.

Girls who have gotten really heavy ...

Lucy Vixen
Carmella Bing
Brandy Talore
Julie Cash
Bryci

Girls with too many surgeries ...

Aletta Ocean (ass, boobs, face, lips)
Candy Charms (boobs)
Candy Manson (face, lips)
Audrey Bitoni (boobs)

Girls who have gotten unsightly tattoos ...

Luna Skye (between her tits. She didn't need the dagger. And now on her face. Above her right eye. Just horrible.)
Brittanya Razavi (on her face, just like Luna Skye ... but hers is over her left eye. It's a bit smaller so it's not so bad because her hair lots of times covers it.)
Julia Ann (2018 to the present - "dog" and "roses" tattoo on right arm from shoulder to elbow)
Brandy Talore (forearm, wrist, calves.)
Janine Lindemulder (tattoos have now encroached near the top of her breasts)
Sienna West (black widow. Not so bad. But the roses and bible verses on her waist and hips. No.)
Stormy Daniels (floral tattoos across her pubic area)
Katrina Jade (spider web tattoo on her face, next to her right eye)
Bonnie Rotten (spider web tattoos on tits)
Madison Ivy (diamond line tattoo from under her breasts to her belly button.)
Christy Mack (full diamond tattoo from under her breasts to her belly button)
Sandee Westgate (calligraphy tattoo on her right side)
Siri (under her tits)
Liya Silver (under her tits)

Any girl with a nose piercing.

 

[DrakeM]

So let me understand this, at the time the girl was hot and you enjoyed her, and now because she has changed there is some regret? I regret nothing. If she's not hot anymore, so what? Just ignore her now like I'm doing with Tiffany Brookes (post surgery).

 

[Señor Sarcasmo]

Definitely Asia Carrera. 🤮
Kirstie Alley
Susan Dey
Markie Post 😭

I had no idea about Asia people change but plastic surgery is your own fault
Ditto on Alley
Never yanked to Sd
Markie isn't safe from my advances yet

 

[Señor Sarcasmo]

I can't think of anyone. But I once had a big crush on a girl who had a thing for Bruce Jenner. Love to see her right now and laugh in her face.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

If my dad were still alive today he would say he regrets Punishing Percy to Shelley Winters.

 

[Señor Sarcasmo]

Nancy Travis

 

[Tyrion Lannister]

Chloe Amour - lip fillers
Eva Lovia - lip fillers and unnecessary boob job
Samantha Kelly - lip fillers , plastic surgery, too many boob enhancements, loss of muscle
Amber Deluca - gained too much muscle, took too many bodybuilding drugs
Romi Rain - lip fillers
Sybil - lip fillers, plastic surgery, weight loss
Asia Carrera - we all know what happened to her, completely let herself go
Li Moon - lip fillers
Abigail Mac - lip fillers, some muscle loss
Shay Fox - lip fillers, loss of muscle
Janine Lindemulder - tattoos
Rachelle Summers - lip fillers

 

[gmase]

No regrets, but four 'I-moved-on' come to mind:

• Emily Born - breast reduction which left scars;
• Siri - the underboob tats John references;
• Ellie Roe - changed her whole look;
• Anna Joy - fake boobs

Sorry John, but Lucy Vixen still gets me!

If it works for them, I am all for it. I just change the channel.

 

[Tyrion Lannister]

Lucy Vixen is the rare case for me in which a model has gained too much weight. Usually the problem is models losing too much weight. And I gotta say Im much more bitter about it than you gmase. I dont mind small changes as a model gets older, but whats up with the lip fillers?

 

[xfire]

Rose McGowan is a sad case, she doesn't look like the same person, she would have been better off if she couldn't afford the surgeries. Maybe if she grew her hair out and lost some weight she could recapture some of her youth?