Women want food more than sex

[Briana Lee]

Haha, I think this might actually be true!

 

[Luxman]

The only cure for a woman who wants food more than sex is to rub some nutella or whipped cream on your dick, she won't be able to resist.

I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.

It's called horngry, hungry and horny at the same time.

Next time you have sex, by yourself or with someone else, eat one of your favorite foods during the act, it will take you to a new level of pleasure.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Next time you have sex, by yourself or with someone else, eat one of your favorite foods during the act, it will take you to a new level of pleasure.

For my 24th birthday I was permitted to combine diddling my girlfriend with raspberry cheesecake. That was one of the best days of my life.

Just the topping, the crumbly biscuit base stayed in the foil.

 

[Ari Dee]

No no no, it's very simple..
even bad food, is comforting. The same can't be said about bad sex.

If it's good, she'll eat the chocolate bar after. Duh.

 

[BCT]

Food is way better than fucking.


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It can be, the chicken alfredo I'm about to eat is boss.