Women want food more than sex

[Luxman]

So if she says she has a "headache" give her some tasty food and she'll be good to go.

On a pleasure scale the women rated food on average a 7.1 out of 10 and sex a 6.7 out of 10.

Here's an ode to why food is definitely better than sex:

1. It's not going to run away and cheat on you with your best friend.
2. Food porn is completely acceptable in public.
3. Chocolate. Seriously though, chocolate releases endorphin's in the brain that make you a happy camper.
4. Food will never turn you down when you're desperate and will always be around for second helpings.
5. There's just no way, shape or form that sex will ever feel as good as a Nutella covered crepes tastes.

http://ca.askmen.com/entertainment/austin_600/663_women-and-food.html

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Food is way better than fucking.

Food doesn't get jealous when you crave other food.
If you want your best friend's food, there's actually a chance they might share it with you.
You can watch other people enjoying their food without the need for a spyhole or binoculars.
Browsing a food forum on your lunch break won't get you fired from work.
Looking at food on the Internet doesn't make other people assume you're not getting enough food in real life.
You can watch cooking programs on TV in the MIDDLE OF THE DAY.
If you have a little food stain on your clothes, your friends will think you clumsy, but they won't call you a dirty bitch.
You can talk to your family about good food without getting embarrassed.
Your other half will never give you the cold shoulder for wanting to try something too outrageous in the kitchen.
It is acceptable to voice your desire to have your wife's best friend/sister/mother around for dinner. In fact, she'll appreciate it.
If you're good at cooking, you can actually prove it to your friends. Fuck, they can watch you do it!
If you don't have access to good food at home, it's seldom expensive to go out and buy some.
If you want to have food with ten people at once, YOU CAN.

I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.

 

[assari]

Food is way better than fucking.

It is rare that a young man says something like that.

 

[livefreefun]

Sometimes you need to feed your hungry tummy than to feed your lust

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

It is rare that a young man says something like that.

I should probably have prefaced my post with (parody) so that it was clearer.

 

[Will E Worm]

Food makes you fat, then the guys will not want you. :tongue:

It is rare that a young man says something like that.

If they even like females.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

If they even like females.

You've got no room to talk, Bucko.

Will on preference :

Shemale and female

Will on "do bisexual men really exist?" :

I say no.

Your arse must be really sore from sitting on that fence.

 

[Will E Worm]

Will on preference

Yes, with females, not guys.

I do have room to talk.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Yes, with females, not guys.

I do have room to talk.

Not with that female's cock in your mouth, you don't.

:tongue:

 

[CrimsonBolt]

who is the petulant child now? :1orglaugh

next time i will offer a box of raviolis, instead flowers.

 

[288gto]

that's a good thing because i am good at kitchen, so girls if you want a sexy chef, you know where to find him

 

[rivasky]

Women want food more than sex

... a scientific study in Ethiopia found

 

[bobjustbob]

So what have we learned? It takes a research study to confirm what men have been saying for a billion years. Let's get onto the next study. Why we don't want to hear about your fucking day when we come home from work.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

who is the petulant child now? :1orglaugh

Will made a crack about orientation, I pointed out his hypocrisy through the medium of Judge Judy. I'm not going to follow him from thread to thread looking forward to my next chance to have a pop. Calm your panties.

 

[Will E Worm]

Not with that female's cock in your mouth, you don't.

:tongue:

Never did.

You on the other hand...

who is the petulant child now? :1orglaugh

next time i will offer a box of raviolis, instead flowers.

Stiffy, as always.

Women want food more than sex

... a scientific study in Ethiopia found

Judge Judy is a moron and a kanagoo court.

 

[nasha radosti]

Любовь приходит и уходит,а кушать хочется всегда.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Lemon Drop likes candy more than food. Her favorite Candy Are wieners though.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

You on the other hand...

She told me it was an oversized clit.

Whatever, you'll never make it stick in any good kanagoo court.

Любовь приходит и уходит,а кушать хочется всегда.

Мудрость, мой друг.

 

[monkeyspanky45]

Food over bitches homie!

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Food over bitches homie!

 

[monkeyspanky45]

Food over bitches homie!