Women of 'The Office' Poll

[wmonbear]

The Office, an NBC sitcom, ran from 2005 - 2013 and featured in its cast 8 distinct female characters, each subtly delivering her own unique brand of sexual appeal.
Which character did you find to be the hottest, i.e., who would most want "to do"?

Dunder-Mifflin Employee Profiles (Selective)

 

[wmonbear]

Cute and bubbly Erin would be the one I'd most want to hang out with (i.e., date), such as going to a sporting event, bar, or club... super fun chick!
Pretty-girl Pam would be the one I'd most want to settle down with... she checks all the boxes in terms of wife material.

Surprisingly, even to myself, it's the ultra-petite Angela who I'd most want to bang.
The stereotypical closet office slut, she hides behind a prudish persona, pretending to be the standard bearer of
proper behavior in the workplace while simultaneously having affairs with two of her male co-workers.
Seeing her "other side" fully revealed, juxtaposed against her conservative office image, would be fascinating.

 

[gmase]

Jan Levinson

 

[Duke Klingenpooper]

I was freaking out about Ellie Kemper but I wasn't looking for Erin. Like, how can you not include the most adorably porkable of them all, and a closet freak you know. Honorable mention for Melora, tits and all.

 

[tvstrip]

I'm actually been binging this from season 1 since last week. I've seen a couple of the later episodes, but I've never watched it from the beginning.
I didn't even know who Jan is... but yeah, her... returning assets were unmistakable. @gmase , you make a compelling case sir.

I'm up to halfway of S5, so no Erin or Nellie yet. I'll withhold my vote until then.

The thing with Pam is that while she seems nice, she's actually a bitch, at least some of the time. When Jim is looking to have a truce with Dwight, she's the one egging him on to resume the feud. She's also been shown to be manipulative and selfish when it suits her, like when they were going to install a new phone system which would basically replace her, she made sure the Michael never got wind of the system.

 

[Duke Klingenpooper]

I'm actually been binging this from season 1 since last week. I've seen a couple of the later episodes, but I've never watched it from the beginning.
I didn't even know who Jan is... but yeah, her... returning assets were unmistakable. @gmase , you make a compelling case sir.

I'm up to halfway of S5, so no Erin or Nellie yet. I'll withhold my vote until then.

The thing with Pam is that while she seems nice, she's actually a bitch, at least some of the time. When Jim is looking to have a truce with Dwight, she's the one egging him on to resume the feud. She's also been shown to be manipulative and selfish when it suits her, like when they were going to install a new phone system which would basically replace her, she made sure the Michael never got wind of the system.

I hear what you're saying about Pam - I'm biased because I read a QandA with Jenna Fischer early on, in GQ or a similar "guy-targeted" magazine, and one of the answers was about how much she loved giving blowjobs, so it was easy for her to agree that her boyfriend (whoever the guy was in her life at the time) would reply back to the magazine with the written answers to their questions, while she would blow him in exchange.
So I like her a lot. I would push for saint if we were both Catholic.

 

[tvstrip]

I'm about halfway in S6 now, so Erin's in the mix now. She's adorbs.

One thing I don't get is how people like Jan, and even Pam's mother hooked up with Michael. The guy must be a beast in the bed, because I can't see any other explanation.

 

[tvstrip]

On the last couple ep of the final season. Wow that was long.

I think the non-major female characters were the hottest. Cathy Simms is easily one of them.

Case in point:

 

[tvstrip]

There is also Katy, the purse salesperson who was literally named "Hot Girl"