Woman recognizes the taste of semen in yogurt sample

[Facetious]

Woman claims yogurt sample was bodily fluid


A woman shopping at a northern Albuquerqe grocery store claims the yogurt sample she was given contained “bodily fluids”.

The woman was shopping at the Sunflower Market on Tuesday night, when she was given a sample of yogurt. She told police, as soon as she tasted the yogurt, she spit it out because it tasted like semen, reports KXAN news.

The police were called around 9 p.m. and discovered the man giving out the samples had two outstanding bench warrants . The employee, 31-year-old Anthony Garcia, was arrested for the warrants but police could not do anything with Garcia about the “yogurt” sample because it needed to be sent out for testing.

Detectives said if testing proves there was semen in the yogurt the worker could be charged with battery. Police said that is the same charge someone gets when they spit in food, reports KXAN news.

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That's all, just battery? What if the fuckhead had a communicable disease or two? :dunno:

The things that get some people off these days, Ima tellin ya.

 

[Hot Mega]

Little Johnny: Mom, the kids at school are saying my mom is the lady who knows what semen tastes like.

Mom: Well Little Johnny semen is.....

Little Johnny: I know what semen is and where it cums from but the kids at school were wondering how did it get in your mouth the other time.

 

[mrtrebus]

My semen tastes like yoghurt. . .:dunno:

 

[LukeEl]

One can only imagine how she knew this puzzling quandry.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

My semen tastes like yoghurt. . .:dunno:

Does it have fruit on the bottom?

hat's all, just battery? What if the fuckhead had a communicable disease or two?

The things that get some people off these days, Ima tellin ya.

When they test it, they will test for, at least AIDS. If it were to turn out positive, he would be charged with attempted murder I believe. I know a guy that was accused of sexual assault, and one of the first things they did, was test him for AIDS.

 

[The Grasshopper]

Little Johnny: Mom, the kids at school are saying my mom is the lady who knows what semen tastes like.

Mom: Well Little Johnny semen is.....

Little Johnny: I know what semen is and where it cums from but the kids at school were wondering how did it get in your mouth the other time.

:1orglaugh

 

[Icewater Jones]

I wonder if you went through the whole 'I know semen when I taste it, dammit!!!' rant when confronted??? The fact that she's not a swallower if an interesting factoid about her, though.

 

[Icewater Jones]

A man's version of this story would've gone completely different:

Excuse me, ma'am... this yogurt tastes like pussy juice...








Is this limit one per customer or what???

 

[Moonchild22]

A man's version of this story would've gone completely different:

Excuse me, ma'am... this yogurt tastes like pussy juice...








Is this limit one per customer or what???

How true. :thumbsup:
The men would be getting back in line with fake moustaches, wigs, etc.


I found this video on youtube today, of this chick (who sounds really fucking hot) and a dude, who were talking about this story. I found it to be kinda funny to hear people talk about it.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Extra protein added
And absolutely free!

Some woman are never content

 

[ICanHasLogin]

Is it like the definition of pornography?

"I know it when I taste it!"

 

[PirateKing]

It's like the pepsi-coke taste challenge, except with yogurt and semen. :yesyes:

 

[grower_boy]

This gives men a bad name. It really does.

 

[John_8581]

The lady kind of knew something was up when Mr. Garcia said, "Do you want nuts with that?" :rofl2:

 

[AddisonORiley]

yummmmmy.... id like a splash on my next visit to Mochi, maybe they have a pump

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Well, if not, I have one right here ready to dispense directly into or onto you