tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
Your wife decides to go out with her friends ******** and dancing...
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the
Internet all night...
You hear her stumble into bed around 4AM, and laugh because you know she's going
to have a ******* hangover...
You **** up next morning and go outside to check out the ****** Volvo, which she
used last night...
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece...
You circle the car looking for dents and find none...
Whew! That's a relief... Hey... What the....
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the
Internet all night...
You hear her stumble into bed around 4AM, and laugh because you know she's going
to have a ******* hangover...
You **** up next morning and go outside to check out the ****** Volvo, which she
used last night...
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece...
You circle the car looking for dents and find none...
Whew! That's a relief... Hey... What the....
