Why only 7 hot dogs ?

[Facetious]

It's a question that I have been wanting to ask for the longest time and here it is

Why is it that HN hot dogs only come in packs of 7 ?

What the hell am I supposed to do with the 8th bun ? :hammer:






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[Baill Inneraora]

 

[GregCentauro]

LOL

 

[jdb67]

i got an idea or two... but 1st, how adventurous is your Lady???

 

[Facetious]

^ very


Where's baconsalt when we need him ? :scream:

Really, count from left to right 1,2,3,4,5,6,7.....Sevennnnn...
That's it, "7". So does that mean that I should buy 8 packs of 7 count hot dogs and 7 packages of 8 count hot dog buns in order to keep my conscience clear about tossing the lone remaining hot dog bun .... to the geese ?


Oh, HERE's the missing link 8th hotdog, why of course. :o

LOST DOG FOUND !

 

[jasonk282]

Just take the extra hotdog bun out, no one is going to look at that.

 

[StanScratch]

Take an eighth hot dog from the store and steal it - shove it down the front of your pants. What, are they going to frisk you?
It is the perfect crime.

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

They are Hebrew, symbolism... 7 symbolize the perfection. come on banana slug, get it together, sheesh (thats of course if your refering to the hotdogs in packs of Hebrew National's).

 

[No_Man]

Its a vast conspiracy to make us buy more hotdogs. If we have one bun left over, we're more likely to buy another pack of hotdogs to fill that bun. But then we need another pack of buns to go with the six hotdogs, and so on, until we've eaten 56 hotdogs and look like... well... the average American.

 

[lurkingdirk]

What I do is fill the eighth bun with nothing but condiments and serve it to a guest to see if they are enough of a jerk to point it out, or if they'll struggle through a meatless bun.

Truthfully, I haven't eaten hot dogs since I worked in a slaughter house and made them.

 

[feller469]

I know what you mean. Does anyone know a store that sells gallon drinking vessels? I see milk for sell by the gallon, but no gallon glasses.

 

[Facetious]

What I do is fill the eighth bun with nothing but condiments and serve it to a guest to see if they are enough of a jerk to point it out, or if they'll struggle through a meatless bun.

or if they'll just wad it up and stuff it under one of your dining room chairs.

Truthfully, I haven't eaten hot dogs since I worked in a slaughter house and made them.

But ... but these are ''Kosher'', Lurky ! :uohs:
Con Agra Kosher, that is.... ya think that they have an actual rabbi standing by at the mega multi national corp plant, blessing each and every batch ? :1orglaugh

 

[D-rock]

To be honest, I haven't seen a normal sized package of hotdog sold as anything other than in amounts of 8. Maybe at one time they tried to pull that as a marketing ploy, but the practice must have mostly died out a long time ago.

 

[lurkingdirk]

or if they'll just wad it up and stuff it under one of your dining room chairs.

This seems a distinct possibility with the guests I have over. I'm going to check my chairs now...

But ... but these are ''Kosher'', Lurky ! :uohs:
Con Agra Kosher, that is.... ya think that they have an actual rabbi standing by at the mega multi national corp plant, blessing each and every batch ? :1orglaugh

Yeah, uh...Kosher dogs are clearly safer.

It isn't that they're lips and assholes. Everything that isn't accepted as quality cut meat gets put on the floor (sterile room). Everything on the floor (all the rejected meat/fat/parts) gets processed into hotdogs at the end of the day.

Technically it is meat, but bad awful meat. And fat. And cartilage.