Why don't we have more threads on beer for dogs?

[AFA]

Multiple choice

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=115116&highlight=dogs+beer

 

[squallumz]

because beer for squallumz is much more fun.

 

[dave_rhino]

I was trying to think of something funny to say. But couldn't think of anything.

It's just perfect the way it is...

Oh fuck it.

A man and a dog walk into a bar.

The dog gets really drunk and falls over, the man leaves him there and walks off.

The barman says "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there..."




...And the drunken man says "It's not a lion, it's a dog..."

 

[Iamforever]

its wrong to give beer to dogs. first and foremost, there will be less for me.


also, like your poll says, them mutts might piss all over the house.

 

[squallumz]

Oh fuck it.

A man and a dog walk into a bar.

The dog gets really drunk and falls over, the man leaves him there and walks off.

The barman says "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there..."




...And the drunken man says "It's not a lion, it's a dog..."

if this was anime, id fall over flat on my face. :1orglaugh

 

[dick van cock]

Dogs drink beer, cats prefer pot:

http://www.actlab.utexas.edu/~clark/assets/Ivan_pot.jpg

 

[quinnys]

Can never have too much beer...

 

[tartanterrier]

More beer please :beer:

 

[AFA]

Well, I thought this was important because most dogs I know don't have any idea they should get more beer, and that they even have their own doggie brands!

 

[member006]

I voted silly and we would have to drive them home. I hate have to stop at every fire hydrant along the way. When I travel you better go before we leave!

LL

 

[DrMotorcity]

I was thinking about...

What kind of car does your beer drinking dog drive?

or
Would you buy a dog from a pornstar's mother?

or
What hand do you pet your dog with? It's not the same one you drink your coffee with, is it?

or
Which five dogs you would like—never mind.

or
Lassie: Hot or Not?

or
Men Worry More About Penile Size Than Dogs, Says 60-year-old Research Review (420 to you and me)

or
Stealing your neighbor's dog

or
Would you have sex with a dog-owning shemale?

or
Do you smoke weed then walk your dog?

and perhaps the ultimate, the ultimate "dog" thread:

If you were a dog would you eat chicken feet?

 

[dave_rhino]

"What hand do you pet your dog with? It's not the same one you drink your coffee with, is it?" made me laugh out loud. Well done, I rarely do that after reading something!

 

[JohnnyWorstcase]

Oh fuck it.

A man and a dog walk into a bar.

The dog gets really drunk and falls over, the man leaves him there and walks off.

The barman says "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there..."




...And the drunken man says "It's not a lion, it's a dog..."

:rofl:

Also, I'm sure dogs have better things to do.
I'd really like to be one.

 

[AFA]

:rofl:

Also, I'm sure dogs have better things to do.
I'd really like to be one.

It's a tough question. People who own dogs know they love beer. Now if you were a dog, would you want an owner that gave you only doggie biscuits and nothing to wash them down?

 

[JohnnyWorstcase]

It's a tough question. People who own dogs know they love beer. Now if you were a dog, would you want an owner that gave you only doggie biscuits and nothing to wash them down?

Yeah, I didn't think about it this way.
But as I'd really like to be a dog, the one and only solution would be to be
"The dog who ruled them all, men too"

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[D-rock]

It's because a dog disability and fair treatment act hasn't been put into law yet. That would force all keyboard makers to adjust their keyboards to make it easier for the dogs round paws to use along with putting a doggy door in every public entrance. Until then they will just be discriminated against.

 

[AFA]

That's true. We might need an 800 number with something dogs could remember, like 1-800-getbeer to make it easier to order more beer when supplies are low.

 

[YMIHERE]

This is why you should never give beer to a dog.

 

[sammy402002]

My dog is not fond of beer(Golden Retriever),,,but I did have a Siberian Husky that like it when I was a teenager.------Does anybody remember "Alex"--the mutt in the Stroh's commercials in the 90's or let's not forget "Spuds McKenzie"---Good Dogs....Good Dogs....

 

[AFA]

My Siberian Husky loved beer.