Why Does Fox News Pete Hegseth Look Like He Woke Up At The Greyhound Bus Station Every Morning?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Reminds me when I was managing this gym. My GM would come up to me, look closely, then say, "Didn't stand close enough to the razor this morning, eh?" I'd retort back at the idiot, "I just stopped doing coke a half hour ago and I still got two beers left. What makes you think I have extra time to shave?"

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

Going for the "Manly Man" look I suppose.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Going for the "Manly Man" look I suppose.

Let Dan Haggerty read the teleprompter then.

"Got'ny coke???"

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Charles Bronson reads the news in real time...

"Mid-town early evening two punks will get shot on the subway.
Unknown shooter will be at large."