Why do you guys want to see so much BIUG HUGE DICK in your porn, Are you like, gay or something?

Why aren't you happy just looking up and down hot female bodies. Tits, ass and vaginas in the pictures or videos, that's ALL I NEED and all I ever want. I don't want to see a BIG COCK in what I'm watching, because I'm not gay.

Why the HELL do all of you want to see thea girl surrounded by 7 or 8 long hard erect DICKS slapping them all over the place? Are you secretly gay or something? Why would you EVER want to see tons of DICK in your porn unless you're GAY? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STARE AT FEMALES LIKE A NORMAL STRAIGHT PERSON?
 
Ron White called. He wants his joke back.


What are you some kind of Dennis Leary or Amy Schumer?
 
Yeah but he's talking about a guy who LIKES dick in his porn. I'm saying I HATE dick in any type of porn and just want to see naked female bodies, no dicks in there whatsoever. And I don't fucking understand why all the rest of you want to see tons of DICK in your porn, if you're supposedly straight.
 
Yeah but he's talking about a guy who LIKES dick in his porn. I'm saying I HATE dick in any type of porn and just want to see naked female bodies, no dicks in there whatsoever. And I don't fucking understand why all the rest of you want to see tons of DICK in your porn, if you're supposedly straight.

You sound like a home schooled closeted gay, lol!
 

CrimsonBolt

I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
I don't want to see a BIG COCK in what I'm watching, because I'm not gay.

Why the HELL do all of you want to see thea girl surrounded by 7 or 8 long hard erect DICKS slapping them all over the place? Are you secretly gay or something?

That's exactly what a gay repressed will say! :yesyes:
 
Why aren't you happy just looking up and down hot female bodies. Tits, ass and vaginas in the pictures or videos, that's ALL I NEED and all I ever want. I don't want to see a BIG COCK in what I'm watching, because I'm not gay.

Why the HELL do all of you want to see thea girl surrounded by 7 or 8 long hard erect DICKS slapping them all over the place? Are you secretly gay or something? Why would you EVER want to see tons of DICK in your porn unless you're GAY? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STARE AT FEMALES LIKE A NORMAL STRAIGHT PERSON?

Yeah but he's talking about a guy who LIKES dick in his porn. I'm saying I HATE dick in any type of porn and just want to see naked female bodies, no dicks in there whatsoever. And I don't fucking understand why all the rest of you want to see tons of DICK in your porn, if you're supposedly straight.

... hmm, let's see... he mentions 'tits, ass, vaginas' once, and dick or cock eight times, often talking about multiples of them, and stressing their great size. :doa82:

Hey man, before you come out of there, do you see a winter coat, it's got leather around the collar? Grab that for me, would you? Before you come out of there.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
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The self loathing "straight" man that only watch gay women go at it because he's afraid of ending up with a cock in his mouth again.
 
In all fairness I think there should be more tiny Oriental wieners in pornography. If anyone is discriminated against in the industry, it's them. You could park 5 of those little egg rolls at a time in one American goofy slut's anus. I could see a handful of them standing on a mattress twisting and contorting draping one leg over their buddy who's standing next to them until they were all inside humping away.
 
In all fairness I think there should be more tiny Oriental wieners in pornography. If anyone is discriminated against in the industry, it's them. You could park 5 of those little egg rolls at a time in one American goofy slut's anus. I could see a handful of them standing on a mattress twisting and contorting draping one leg over their buddy who's standing next to them until they were all inside humping away.

With fairness, there are some pretty big Asian cranks out there, but in full disclosure, they tend to be of the Pacific Islander variety.

Chinese, Korean, and Japanese wangs (with numerous exceptions, like ladyboy Long Mint, for example) are, unfortunately for them, usually true-to-stereotype, shorter and thinner.

For more discussion on dicks as they size up by country, and all things dick, pay a visit to the Big Dick Slang report:

https://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?723956-Big-Dick-Slang&p=10562402&viewfull=1#post10562402

Be forewarned, though: the BDS report resides in the Gay Corner forum. And if you click there, everyone will know that you're a big ol' fag. :lips:
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Favorite Movie: Les Cages Aux Folles
Favorite Song: YMCA by the Village People https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUoO4T_23pA
Favorite Singer: Oh, slap! It just HAS to be Babs!!!
Favorite Food: Banana custard and mayonnaise, sunshine!!
Favorite Vacation Spot: Under the BW with your Man o' War.
Favorite Anything: Big, butch, bulging Boners, Bruce!!
 
Yeah but he's talking about a guy who LIKES dick in his porn. I'm saying I HATE dick in any type of porn and just want to see naked female bodies, no dicks in there whatsoever. And I don't fucking understand why all the rest of you want to see tons of DICK in your porn, if you're supposedly straight.

Hey, man. :joint:

... let's compromise, dog.

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