Why are women on dating sites so horribly unattractive?

[Sir_Fartsalot]

Since I was bored, I just used one of my alternate email addresses to see what the women on OkCupid look like & Goddamn! It was like a pig farm over there...

The best looking one I saw on there was a 6.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Go to plentyoffish

I met my boyfriend on there

 

[squallumz]

Go to plentyoffish

I met my boyfriend on there

so did i.

 

[Will E Worm]

Some look good. The worst part of most of them is they have been around too much.

You do not know what disease you will get from them. :eeew:

 

[STDiva]

aha. This guy is complaining about ugly women but won't even use his real email to register on the site. Scared someone might think you're an unattractive dirtbag?

I used PoF with some serious success. A friend of mine met his wife on that site.

 

[tartanterrier]

Because they can't get fucked

 

[Vanilla Bear]

You only get shown the girls that fit you on those sites! :tongue:

 

[lurkingdirk]

They show ugly women on those sites in order to give schleps like you some hope of getting a date with one of them.

 

[vodkazvictim]

'cos I'm dating all the lookers.

 

[Deepcover]

They are all the same...."Don't message me with hello or hey or I will block you". Ugh go to hell.

 

[mah1407]

They show ugly women on those sites in order to give schleps like you some hope of getting a date with one of them.

LMAO... this is hilarious

 

[Sir_Fartsalot]

They show ugly women on those sites in order to give schleps like you some hope of getting a date with one of them.

Says someone who has +28,000 posts on a porn site.

 

[squallumz]

Says someone who has +28,000 posts on a porn site.

oh here we go. right off the standard book of trolls, line 3, paragraph 1:

talking shit on someone for posting on the same fucking board as they are.

so. does this mean you wont grace us anymore with your presence after, what, 200 posts? 500 posts? surely not.. 1000 posts? you do realize, when you get past 500 posts on a "porn site", a brand new troll (much like yourself!) might make fun of you too. we wouldn't want that!

it just might be best to just close your account before you increase your post count. you know, with your so awesome which-is-better-than-that threads. on a porn site, nonetheless. the shame! the horror!

if we only knew the magic number on when to walk away! ohhh the drama! ohhh the humanity!

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Says someone who has +28,000 posts on a porn site.

do you realize how little time it takes to make a post? with my rough calculations he's right around 19-20 posts per day. that can be accomplished in well under an hour. this post here only took me a minute at best. that leaves plenty of spare time for work, life, dating etc...:thumbsup:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Says someone who has +28,000 posts on a porn site.

Yes, but +28,000 quality posts. You may have fewer; they are all complete shit, but you sat for hours in your mom's basement trying to formulate each one. I'm sorry to say that you have failed as a human being. Perhaps You Might consider not logging in again?

Or, at least, for the love of all that is holy, stop making stupid threads which ask stupid questions?

 

[xfire]

Says someone who has +28,000 posts on a porn site.

Hrm. Posts lots of attention-whoring threads. Can't seem to get along with other posters. Is mostly literate, but still, obviously, not college educated. I'm just curious , Sir Fartsalot, are you new around here?

 

[Petra]

I'm sorry, I'll go take down my photo off my profile. I'll make Anders take his off too. I have to agree, he makes a fuggly woman.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'm sorry, I'll go take down my photo off my profile. I'll make Anders take his off too. I have to agree, he makes a fuggly woman.

I dunno. Anders' photo isn't too bad.

 

[Petra]

I dunno. Anders' photo isn't too bad.

You haven't seen him since he gained 30lbs and developed a really bad body hair problem.

Oh, he's also running around dressed like Plasma for some reason. I think he likes unicorn horns....

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

You haven't seen him since he gained 30lbs and developed a really bad body hair problem.

Oh, he's also running around dressed like Plasma for some reason. I think he likes unicorn horns....

I´ve always liked unicorn horns, its just that I´ve recently started wearing them on my head instead since they chafe like a mother.....