Who's the best poster here?

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
"You're so vain, I bet you think this post is about you..." :sing:
 
Carly Simon, right?

Vanity is beyond me. Just an inescapable truth and acknowledgement that I are the best. Like something Carl Sagan would say - "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." well, consider it known.


c'mon, this isn't cute, at all?

at least I'm not being an asshole.
 
It's definitely not me, I've only posted like 3 quality posts in all the time I've been here :dunno:
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Every once in a while I'll pull a nut from the usual shit I post. But the King of Posters had to be Dirl. I miss that silly turd. L3ggy and Raine1071, when they pop out of whatever holes they hide in make some really good observations, too.
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
I think bob is it. Of course, animus has a point, a man who states he is the best MUST havea dream about this, and dreams don't lie
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
I think bob is it. Of course, animus has a point, a man who states he is the best MUST havea dream about this, and dreams don't lie

Thank you for that but all of us are just stooges. You are the Shemp. Animus could be a Moe but Aceboobperson is definitely a Moe. That Finland guy and Eric are Curly for sure. Meesterperfict is a Joe De Rita. Rane is also Moe. Rey C and Deathproof would have to define themselves. Whitedevil is a Moe.

As far as the Freeones people go, George is a Moe. Petra is Joe Besser. Adam is a Larry. I've left out so many but I hope that they'll chime in and categorize themselves.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Dirl was one of a kind. I have to say Elwood, Ace, BC, Bob, and Xfire. I'm sure I'm missing one or two, but they know it wasn't on purpose.
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
All you guys are great in one way or another, but come on this is a no brainer, because the answer is Le Boobtoucher. Just look at his Blog entries, it's a riot.
I remember the old days when Dirl was here, the back and forth between him and Johnny was hilarious. Especially when some of the more retarded "colourful" people used to make an appearance.
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
Wow, so instead of coming here to look at porn and jerking yourself off, you're cutting out the middle-man (or women) and "helping each other out"?
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Wow, so instead of coming here to look at porn and jerking yourself off, you're cutting out the middle-man (or women) and "helping each other out"?

Post Gold, this is why I love you, man.

Dirl was one of a kind. I have to say Elwood, Ace, BC, Bob, and Xfire. I'm sure I'm missing one or two, but they know it wasn't on purpose.

Thanks for the recognition, brother! I appreciate what you contribute, too, and the rest of your list is spot on.

I am. And you're welcome. I'm happy to do my part for the greater good.

From Ron Dangler to Torpedo Tits, all the way to Strict Machine and I know I've left some out, you are without a doubt one of The Kings of the Hill, and damn man, dem sigs.

I really enjoy the interactions I have here on FreeOnes, it's really one of the only places online that I express my thoughts. I've got twitters and facebooks and youtubes and imdb's and I'm on a weight loss forum (the trolls there make trolls anywhere else I've ever posted pale in comparison), but FreeOnes is, far and away, my favorite place on the internets.
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Wow, so instead of coming here to look at porn and jerking yourself off, you're cutting out the middle-man (or women) and "helping each other out"?

Typical Elwood post. Well, let me tell you something friend. A circling of men gently touching each other is perfectly okay. Just don't touch me back there. That's for exit only.
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
Yeah, I'm only here for that free reach around, since you guys do go that extra mile and all.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I'm here for the beer...........been 12 years, still ain't gotten one from any a you fuckers.
 
From Ron Dangler to Torpedo Tits.
:1orglaugh I'd almost forgot about that one (though I've tried). But it was TORPEDO TITS in all caps so as to be taken more seriously and to convey enthusiasm for naval warfare and it's history.

:hatsoff: to you as well.
 
Anyone who posts admiringly of Alix Lovell, Dani Daniels, Cherry Hilson, Marie Leone, Keisha Grey, August Ames, Karlee Grey...and

Layla London
Ma Rider
Angela White
..etc

And augmented superstars such as Sheridan Love, Rachele Richey, Ava Addams, Bridgette B, August Taylor, Julia Ann, Nina Elle, Nikki Delano, and all the finest girls of hotness.

I suppose I'm biased. #Dill
 
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