I can't understand how women can wear thongs and not get them stained. They go right up in their butt crack, but they always come out clean. If a guy puts on some britches, ten minutes later it looks like he's been rolling in the mud.
Godamned wet farts, usually ruined a good pair of underwear. and we have some breaking news in that Candace Parker of LA Sparks has dunked in a WNBA game. Sorry im listening to ESPN Radio and thats the top story not people shitting their pants. Why would they not talk about "skidmarks"?