Who would you fuck-Funny

[TaylorVixenFan]

this is going to be a fun game. its based off of family guy. what you do is simple, pick two girls but add a handicap. i'll go ahead and start

who would you rather fuck?

Jessica Alba-But she's 300 pounds
or
Megan Fox-That's not funny! Better read the rules again! Next time will result in a ban!

Now pick one and then choose two more girls and your own handicap, and remember this is meant to be funny so be funny!

 

[GodsEmbryo]

I guess I like my meat still warm... Jessica Alba?

Alexa Loren, with VodkazVictim tied to your back whispering cute little words in your ear

Hanna Hilton, with 20kg tied to your balls and you have to cum within 1 minute or your balls will be cut of

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

I guess I like my meat still warm... Jessica Alba?

Alexa Loren, with VodkazVictim tied to your back whispering cute little words in your ear

Hanna Hilton, with 20kg tied to your balls and you have to cum within 1 minute or your balls will be cut of

That is brutel!

 

[GodsEmbryo]

That is brutel!

mmmmmmyeah I don't see the fun in this thread eather

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

mmmmmmyeah I don't see the fun in this thread eather

what you talking about. i was just saying i wasen't complaining, it's still funny!

 

[L3ggy]

You, sir, have a strange sense of humour.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I guess I like my meat still warm... Jessica Alba?

Alexa Loren, with VodkazVictim tied to your back whispering cute little words in your ear

Hanna Hilton, with 20kg tied to your balls and you have to cum within 1 minute or your balls will be cut of

Glad I came to be mentioned :thumbsup:
Since nobody else has answered, I'll take Alexa Loren, and presumably have no-one on my back.

Lucy thai in 40 years time or Rhiannon XXX ?

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

Glad I came to be mentioned :thumbsup:
Since nobody else has answered, I'll take Alexa Loren, and presumably have no-one on my back.

Lucy Thai in 40 years time or Rhiannon XXX ?

thank you!

I'll take Lucy Thai.

here's another
Ashley Tisdale but her left leg is missing
or
Tara Reid but but her left boob is missing

 

[vodkazvictim]

thank you!

I'll take Lucy Thai.

here's another
Ashley Tisdale but her left leg is missing
or
Tara Reid but but her left boob is missing

Easy - missing leg. can get into other positions easier and boobs really need to come in pairs.

Erika red but she still has another mans spunk on her face, or Sara Jay but you have to let another man come on your lower back while your fucking her.

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

O man thats a tough one!

I'll go with Sara Jay, i can always wash off the man cum in a shower afterwards.

here's a good one
Pam Anderson after a bad boob job
or
Eva Angelina but she hasen't bathed in 3 weeks.

 

[vodkazvictim]

O man thats a tough one!

I'll go with Sara Jay, i can always wash off the man cum in a shower afterwards.

here's a good one
Pam Anderson after a bad boob job
or
Eva Angelina but she hasen't bathed in 3 weeks.

You scary, scary man.
Pam Anderson, I kinda like bad boobjobs (I have what Tolstoy would probably have called a corrupted aesthetic)

Chicas place and Jinxy pie together, or Denise Milani and Got Giselle together, but before you enjoy the two of them Rocco throatfucks you and cums on your face.

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

Chica's Place!

here's a really good one

Jennique Adams but first you must give howard stern a blow job.
or
Abbey Brooks but first you must have sex with Ron Jeremy

 

[vodkazvictim]

Neither, I don't fuck men.

What, why are you laughing?

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

why am i laughing, because its funny!

i wouldn't fuck a man either.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Lets revive this: Paris Hilton, but you have to spend an hour talking to her first or Julia Roberts (as she is now, not when younger - eg pretty woman).

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

Paris Hilton.


alright let me think of one.

Brenda Song but she's drunk
or
Lindsay Lohan but she's not drunk

 

[vodkazvictim]

Don't really know either,but have only seen a pic of Lohan, so Lohan it is.

One of Berlusconi's bunga bunga girls who's easy to get to bed, but you can't wear protection.

Or

A pretty virgin, but who makes you fight 3 hours to get to the rump pumping?

 

[nightwanker]

I'll take the virgin. I'm not into virgins, but in this case less into sd. So let's fight.


Black Angelika , but if you cum, you'll be send to Guantanamo Bay for a year.
(Of course not just to mark your time, but suspected to be mastermind of a future terrorist attack.)

or

Alexa Loren , but if you don't cum three times within one and a half hour, you'll have to escape from Alcatraz or get sentenced to death.
(As an 'usual' death row inmate.)

To know who we are talking about: http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=4223497

 

[vodkazvictim]

Black Angelika.

Nasty Brea but you have to suck the cum out of whichever hole you cum in/lick it off whereever you cum.

or

Jinxy pie but you have to cum on her husband's face.

 

[boobmanz]

Jinxypie AKA Jinxy Pie


Jada Fire; after having sustained her squirting all over you or (golden shower, I'm not sure)

Vanessa Blue; after eating her asshole right after she has done number two