if someone can withstand the pain of being repeatedly punted in their most precious, how could you seriously win in a straight up fight against them? the intimidation factor alone would do it for most people. I'm about to keel over just watching that.
Who would win in a fight? Shaolin monks vs. anyone else
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if someone can withstand the pain of being repeatedly punted in their most precious, how could you seriously win in a straight up fight against them? the intimidation factor alone would do it for most people. I'm about to keel over just watching that.
I voted on your poll, but since I am shaolin, simply clicking destroyed the fucking thing.
ChuckFaze
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It depends. If the fight was in a Steven Seagal movie ... Steven Seagal would win. Steven Seagal never allows his characters to get their ass kicked by anyone. :rofl: Okay okay, I know what you mean.
The thing is, one would think that despite being able to withstand / neutralize / block out the pain ... you can't possibly just up and mentally tell your balls not to BREAK! :eek:
The thing is, one would think that despite being able to withstand / neutralize / block out the pain ... you can't possibly just up and mentally tell your balls not to BREAK! :eek:
Dennis Pennis will wipe them out.
I guess it's a good thing these monks have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them.
John_8581
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The Crazy 88's ... That's right, mentioning Quentin Tarantino's name in here just gave this thread credibility. 
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Oops, make that Beatrix Kiddo (Uma Thurman). She can kick Shaolin ass as she just slaughtered the Crazy 88's in Part I. And killed Bill (David Carradine -- the Shaolin Master, Kung Fu TV series) in Part II.
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Oops, make that Beatrix Kiddo (Uma Thurman). She can kick Shaolin ass as she just slaughtered the Crazy 88's in Part I. And killed Bill (David Carradine -- the Shaolin Master, Kung Fu TV series) in Part II.
Growing up, I had a cousin that had a Chuck Norris autograph. For shame on that boy.
I once filed a tax return and ended up owing money. Instead of enclosing a check, I sent a pic of Chuck Norris doing a roundhouse kick. I never heard back from the IRS and have never filed since. Message sent, message received.
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