Who Was The Oldest Person Ever On The Day They Were Born?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I used to think it was Charles Bronson who was a 163 lb 3 oz 48 year old baby but Lee Marvin and James Coburn were both older. Max Von Sydow, though, was 83 years old on the day he was born. His ****** must have been significantly younger considering how unusual it would be if she wasn't.

 

[pool_hustler]

I think you're right that Max holds the record.

A few other honorable mentions:
Peter Ustinov
Charles Durning
Jack Palance
Jack Klugman
Tommy Lee Jones

 

[Rey C.]

When I was a baby, I got slapped for slapping a baby.

I was born on the Appalachian Trail, where I bit the bear that tried to bite me.

At six months old, I'd already done a year in jail.

They thought that I was insane at birth, but then realized that they were the insane ones.

 

[DrakeM]

Well, I went back in time and ****** my ****** and myself during childbirth, I was 128 at the time due to the longevity ***** invented in 2044.

 

[maildude]

I'll go with Jonathan Winters.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'll go with Jonathan Winters.

I always thought he was about Bronson's age when he was born. Guess I was mistaken. He died at 87 and, at best, he could have tied Max Von Sydow only if he survived birth for 4 years.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

When I was a baby, I got slapped for slapping a baby.

I was born on the Appalachian Trail, where I bit the bear that tried to bite me.

At six months old, I'd already done a year in jail.

They thought that I was insane at birth, but then realized that they were the insane ones.

I'm his twin *******. I pushed this pussy out and was born 4 years later.