Who sucks the best dick? Gay men or straight women?

[STDiva]

Vice Magazine puts them to the test.

http://www.viceland.com/int/v12n1/htdocs/gays.php

I know it's old, but i just found it, and it's funny!

 

[squallumz]

im gonna say straight women right off the bat but keep talking.

 

[Facetious]

Re: Who sucks the best dick? Gay men or straight women?

lol wut?!!!

r u bi ? :eek:

 

[squallumz]

lol wut?!!!

r u bi ?

laziest post of the year!

 

[tiger1977]

I've never had a guy suck my dick before, much less a gay one, so I'm gonna say WOMEN!!!

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[dbradford8589]

I'll go with women because I'll never get a blowjob from a man.

 

[STDiva]

Did anybody actually click the link? Or are you all too homophobic and macho that you have to proclaim your heterosexuality? I'm not asking who gives better head, if I was, I'd make a poll. Idiots.

 

[Danglyparts]

i'm gonna go with a third grade classic and say your dad.

 

[squallumz]

Did anybody actually click the link? Or are you all too homophobic and macho that you have to proclaim your heterosexuality? I'm not asking who gives better head, if I was, I'd make a poll. Idiots.

they'd click, but they are too afraid the answer might be gay men.

 

[yoicham]

Oh, I read the whole article. Poor Daniel

I found the rules to be quite hilarious:

THE RULES
The safeguards were made to prevent giving the suckees a clue to the sucker's gender.

Our female sucker was given orders not to make any erotic moaning noises and to keep her expensively painted and lengthy fingernails away from the shafts. Ewww.

Our male sucker had his face freshly shaved and was not allowed to whimper things like, "Ooh, your cock is divine" in his manly French baritone. Again: Ewww.

 

[Icewater Jones]

Either way, if you're the subject of a 'blind taste test', doesn't the performance get downgraded once you find out... because one person is surely gonna be preferred over the other, right???

 

[squallumz]

either way, a gay dude sucked your wang. its a lose lose if you ask me.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Well, Before even looking at the link I was gonna go against the norm and say gay men might have the edge in that department. I base my opinion solely off this: Gay women usually eat pussy better than straight men. The argument for this is usually "Well, they are women so they understand instinctively what gets a woman off better than a man would." So why the hells wouldn't it work the other way around is basically the conclusion I came to.

 

[sleep]

Vanessa Blue, that womans mouth is like a Hagfish!

:drool1:

 

[STDiva]

Well, Before even looking at the link I was gonna go against the norm and say gay men might have the edge in that department. I base my opinion solely off this: Gay women usually eat pussy better than straight men. The argument for this is usually "Well, they are women so they understand instinctively what gets a woman off better than a man would." So why the hells wouldn't it work the other way around is basically the conclusion I came to.

That's pretty much what the gay man has going for him in this contest. Although, some could argue women are better dick suckers because they are naturally "givers" and enjoy getting a man off more than a man would enjoy getting someone else off.

I've heard a lot of women say guys are better when it comes to cunnilingus, my gf included. But she would say that wouldn't she?

I think the results of this contest are skewed, in that a female pornstar gave better head than a male poet. Is that a far comparison?

 

[monicasilver]

What about bisexual women?

 

[darkwarrior3007]

It was an interesting and funny article. I too, thought the gay man would win.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

What about bisexual women?

Well, you'd need to submit to some .. ahem, empirical testing at TheOrangeCat Labs Inc.

 

[squallumz]

Well, you'd need to submit to some .. ahem, empirical testing at TheOrangeCat Labs Inc.

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