Who is Your Dairy Queen?

Who makes tha milk - that you make man milk for?!

  • I dont drink milk. I'm a lactosehead.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • SOY MILK!! I like some beans 'n shit somewhere. MILKY BEANS!

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    27

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Bettie Ballhaus and Jamie Lynn for me. :tongue:


No wait...

this little lady here of course



:lovecoupl

DUDE! PURPLE COW! Does it make chocolate milk naturally?! Blueberries, perhaps? I WANT A MILKA COW!

Oh, and Balhaus is nice, too. But my heart belongs to.. ::breathy sigh:: Milena and Nadine!.. among others. Truth be told I havent wanked to either of them in months or a year. But their tits.. so insane. So large. So deutsche!
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
The Laughing Cow

I always wanted to know why she found cheese so god damn hilarious.

'Hah! You motherfuckers are eating my old milk! Humans're nasty LOLOLOL'






(At least that's what I think when I think about what cheese really is. I love cheese.. I love booze.. but it's all the end result of some really fucked up processes. WHO THE HELL THOUGHT oh hey, I should leave this food out forever and maybe it'll turn into something really tasty!? Eh.. we also got penicillin from that, so whatever.)
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
I went for Jensen as i'd love to get a gobble of her udders :tongue:

Milena stopped milking for us but Nadine might still be juicing it for her fans! Plus Nadine shows the puss way more often than Milena. (That prude! she has a pretty puss but.. ah well)
 
Uh-oh. Just wait until BlueBalls walks into this thread and sees the picture of Bessie. He won't stop wanking for a week! :eek:
 
Uh-oh. Just wait until BlueBalls walks into this thread and sees the picture of Bessie. He won't stop wanking for a week! :eek:

I am offended!!!! Mods!!! Mods!!! I wish to make a complaint.

I suppose if I hadnt just sodomised my cat, you may be right but right now ive got that post sex mellowed out feel. You should see the way my cat is walking right now, its hilarious :rofl2: and he's giving me some seriously dirty looks.

What can I say my gf isnt around and my hand just doesnt do it anymore :dunno:
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Well hey. It's pussy. -_-;

Between posting boobies.. Tipping cows and Nadine.. noone is clearly in the lead. Disapointed am I.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
I usually get a medium oreo blizzard.
 
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