I know I am... the new gf is coming over, we have a nice dinner, ******* and porn on tap, plus she knows I have a black nail fetish and just told me she's painting them now. We're expecting over a foot of snow and that is more than enough to shut this retarded town down, and I for one am very much looking forward to it! I might be dehydrated and/or dead by Sunday... This girl is like a shorter, tighter, 30 year old version of Audrey Hollander... I'll try to get her to agree to some pics :glugglug:
Who else has a fun, snowy weekend indoors planned?
Who else has a fun, snowy weekend indoors planned?
