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i always wondered who the first guy in history was to pull out and blow his load all over his mate's face...and how awkward it must have been afterwards...
Something like this perhaps?
Tim: Oh, wow I am really enjoying this sex right now.
Gina: Yep, we will make another baby here soon.
Tim: Oh, **** I am going to blow. Oh wait a second, Im gonna try something new hold onnnnn....there *KA-SPLAT* ahhhhhhhhh. All over your face Gina, haha oh yeaaaa.
Gina: WHAT THE FUCK TIM? Why the FUCK would you do that? Babies are not made this way. Now I have sperm all over my face, its soo gross and some of it got into my mouth, and it tastes like ****. GOD DAMNIT TIM!
Tim: Hahahahahaha im gonna go out hunting with Tom, see ya later. We should do this again. Im going to definitely have to tell the villagers about this one.
The next night...
Tim: Oh god, this feels so good Gina.
Gina: You better not pull that **** again Tim.
Tim: Oh, I wont, you know it doesnt really feel as good as when I go inside of you.
Gina: Ok, good well hurry up we need another *** to start helpin out around here.
Tim: Here we go...fuccccckkkk...ahh shiittt, GINAAA... THINK FAST *KA-SPLAT*...hahahahaaaaa. I dont even know why I did it, it makes absolutely no sense...sorry Gina I just had to. You got a little in your hair...
Gina: Im going to fucking **** you Tim.
but in all seriousness, anyone know who was the first porn star to receive the modern day "facial"?
Something like this perhaps?
Tim: Oh, wow I am really enjoying this sex right now.
Gina: Yep, we will make another baby here soon.
Tim: Oh, **** I am going to blow. Oh wait a second, Im gonna try something new hold onnnnn....there *KA-SPLAT* ahhhhhhhhh. All over your face Gina, haha oh yeaaaa.
Gina: WHAT THE FUCK TIM? Why the FUCK would you do that? Babies are not made this way. Now I have sperm all over my face, its soo gross and some of it got into my mouth, and it tastes like ****. GOD DAMNIT TIM!
Tim: Hahahahahaha im gonna go out hunting with Tom, see ya later. We should do this again. Im going to definitely have to tell the villagers about this one.
The next night...
Tim: Oh god, this feels so good Gina.
Gina: You better not pull that **** again Tim.
Tim: Oh, I wont, you know it doesnt really feel as good as when I go inside of you.
Gina: Ok, good well hurry up we need another *** to start helpin out around here.
Tim: Here we go...fuccccckkkk...ahh shiittt, GINAAA... THINK FAST *KA-SPLAT*...hahahahaaaaa. I dont even know why I did it, it makes absolutely no sense...sorry Gina I just had to. You got a little in your hair...
Gina: Im going to fucking **** you Tim.
but in all seriousness, anyone know who was the first porn star to receive the modern day "facial"?
