Which Porn Star Would You Like To Take To Church?

[maildude]

Hey...we could all use a little more righteousness in our lives...so, which adult film starlet/porn star would you most like to take to a Sunday church service, followed by maybe a little adult Sunday school, then maybe over to Aunt Millie's for ice cream and cake?

 

[Johan]

Whoever's OK to roll her hips and she's walking down the alley, would let me control over her remote-control sextoy during the ceremony, grossly wink at the priest, etc...

 

[maildude]

Whoever's OK to roll her hips and she's walking down the alley, would let me control over her remote-control sextoy during the ceremony, grossly wink at the priest, etc...

 

[John_8581]

Well. Here you go then ...

Sunday morning when we go down to church
See the menfolk standin' in line
I said they come to pray to the Lord
With my little girl, looks so fine
In the evening when the sun is sinkin' low
Everybody's with the one they love
I walk the town, keep a-searchin' all around
Lookin' for my street corner girl

 

[maildude]

There's nothin' wrong with a little bare nekidness in church. It's natural, God love 'em.

 

[gmase]

Allegra from Nadine-J

 

[John_8581]

Then we have Father Ryan ...

And Sister Kelly ...

And together ...

+++ No nakedness for them because we all don't want to be excommunicated from the Church! Right? Most definitely.

 

[maildude]

Hey...it's a new church nowadays. Even The Pope himself THINKS SO. 😜😜😇

https://www.reddit.com/r/boottoobig/comments/bwhjfn

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Nun, and nobody can bring me to church, you mad bro!

 

[maildude]

Fact is, I'm typing this post from church right now! 😇

 

[mikexmoran]

Fact is, I'm typing this post from church right now! 😇

Your church is open?

 

[maildude]

Your church is open?

Who said it was open? 😜

 

[xfire]

Allegra from Nadine-J

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Great tits!

 

[mikexmoran]

Who said it was open? 😜

Lmfao!!