^^^ Good comments thus far, and I do tend to agree with them.
Of course a relationship should have (much) more going for it than just sex stuff, but then again, a relationship with NO sex (or only very bad sex) can be pretty hard to take, no???
I put the extreme stuff in there for anyone who happens to be on the extreme side in their preferences or, in this case, "needs".
I could live without blowjobs (or the occasional deepthroating), but dang, considering that I'd do just about anything for my gal (and all the serious gals I've had in my past), it seems like it'd be kind of cruel for her to deny me a BJ, at least once in a while!
D'oh! Can you believe that I left "cum facials" and "cumming in her mouth" off the list!!!
And what about "swallowing"!!????
[Smacks his forehead]