Where is the Worst Place You Feel ******?

[LukeEl]

I woke up in a bathtub in a no tell motel one time. I had a pinched nerve in my neck for not ******** with a pillow. However spending 4 years of my life with my live in exgirlfriend is a second runner up.

 

[gunslingingbird]

On a stage, after the show, when we were loading out System of a Down. I had been going from gig to gig back-to-back-to-back, and had not ***** in about 65 hours. My body decided to shut down while I was waiting for some truss to land. I fell ****** for a moment, and woke up from the sensation of freefall as I was about to hit the deck. That sucked.

There was one time when I fell ****** on a road case an arm's reach from the subs at the Warped Tour. I was out for about 15 minutes, and the whole time in my ***** there was really loud and annoying shitty music playing. I woke up really cranky and with a headache.

I've got loads of anecdotes related to falling ****** on, or near, stages.

 

[Rey C.]

On the floor of my office, behind my desk - late 80's. The cleaning crew came in and I guess thought I was dead, so when one of the women screamed, that woke me up.

I've fallen ****** in my tree stand before. 25 feet in the air and the rising sun hits you in the face. But that's actually kind of a wild, fun way to **** up... as long as you're strapped in. :eek:

 

[m.i.l.f_hunter1]

during sex.

 

[sierrafervor]

My ex-wife's. I woke up next to her.

 

[squallumz]

i dont fall ****** easily. but .. i ***** on many a boats. waking up in really rough seas can really freak you out when you dont realize where you are for a second.

 

[PirateKing]

On a midnight train going anywhere.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I fell ****** during a morning formation once. My drill instructors PT'd me for an hour afterward.

 

[domshooter]

on a street level platform pm a MUNI line goin home from a party. was on my way home, sat down to wait and....lights out. luckily the sound of the train coming woke me up. wasnt in danger or anything, just woulda been the last streetcar for a while.

 

[tartanterrier]

I ***** on the bathroom floor whilst pissed and it wasn't a great move

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I woke up in a bathtub in a no tell motel one time. I had a pinched nerve in my neck for not ******** with a pillow. However spending 4 years of my life with my live in exgirlfriend is a second runner up.

Was the tub filled with ice and did you have a couple new scars where your kidneys used to be?

 

[vodkazvictim]

In a Moscow night club.
Also, on my knees on the floor with my head on the sofa.
Does *********** count as falling ******?

 

[m.i.l.f_hunter1]

while sky diving

 

[squallumz]

Does *********** count as falling ******?

i say yes.

 

[busenbust]

underground car park when homeless .

 

[STDiva]

On the shitter at a bar for an hour and a half.

 

[LukeEl]

Was the tub filled with ice and did you have a couple new scars where your kidneys used to be?

Well there was a thank you note and a complimentary buffet ticket for the continental breakfast in the morning.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I fell ****** on a fat chick after a night of dogfighting. Wait, that was Michael Vick. Has anyone seen my meds?

 

[Ike Stain]

In my wiener. It's like the leg falling alseep, only worse.

 

[PlumpRump]

Fell ****** once in a seedy Tijuana motel room at about 4 am, with the door wide open and my wallet and cellphone on the floor in plain sight from the door way.