When you get a pant-boner at your place of work, do you...

[Ike Stain]

Sport it proudly for all to see, or slink into a broom closet to "jerk it out."

For the longest time, I would have said slink into the broom closet and get tha sucker down, but then I realized it's only a natural body part that I can't necessarily control it, so why should I have to hide it? Do chicks have to hide their nipples when they "got the blinkers on"?

The bet thing is, if someone mentions my sweet poppin' wood, I can sue them for sexual harassment for ogling me!

 

[lurkingdirk]

I learn from the master. Walk it off.

 

[Mayhem]

I can't help but notice that you stipulate a "female" co-worker. :stir:

 

[BCT]

I tuck it under one side of my boxers :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

 

[PirateKing]

Brag about the 'raise' I just got. It's sure to get some laughs.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I work at home, thus depriving me of the opportunity to sport it proudly .... of course, that also means i have the freedom to beat it freely .. but with no audience ...*sigh*

 

[lurkingdirk]

I work at home, thus depriving me of the opportunity to sport it proudly .... of course, that also means i have the freedom to beat it freely .. but with no audience ...*sigh*

You do, in fact, have an audience.

:lurk:

 

[Ike Stain]

I can't help but notice that you stipulate a "female" co-worker. :stir:

Touché. If you close your eyes, how do you know the difference?

 

[PirateKing]

I work at home, thus depriving me of the opportunity to sport it proudly .... of course, that also means i have the freedom to beat it freely .. but with no audience ...*sigh*

Two words: web cam.

 

[jjericho69]

I never do, all the women are fucking ugly at my work.

 

[Ike Stain]

Two words: web cam.

And if you do, make sure to get the "scroat shot" (you know the one, where the camera is right beneath the balls.)

 

[RichardNailder]

I work at home, thus depriving me of the opportunity to sport it proudly .... of course, that also means i have the freedom to beat it freely .. but with no audience ...*sigh*

You do, in fact, have an audience.

:lurk:

 

[tartanterrier]

I couldn't see myself get a boner at work from a GILF somehow

 

[STDiva]

I work behind a desk, so nobody would see it.

 

[bnaked]

Out of those choices I would probably just "sport it proudly".

This reminded me of a time at work where I said something bordering on sexual harassment to a girl coworker. I did a favor for her and she said, "I owe you." I said, "Okay, cool." In what I thought was a flirty tone she says, "What do I owe you?" I said in a sexual tone, "I'll have to think about that." I think it would have been fine except there were other people around and when I said that kind of sexually they were like, "Ooooh!" That kind of embarrassed me, but she started it by saying, "What do I owe you?" I wanted to say "a tit-fuck" because this girl was light skinned with reddish brown hair and had some nice big tits. She was always saying that she lost weight, but her tits didn't get any smaller. I wish I could have simply just said, "You've got great tits." but it was work, and you can't say shit like that at work.

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

Slink into a broom closet to "jerk it out"

 

[Shifty]

Stay seated if at all possible.

God please don't bring the new person by my desk to meet me ...

 

[RichardNailder]

I doubt I'd sell many memberships if I didn't "Walk up behind a female co-worker and rub her with it" once in a while.

 

[D-rock]

I've never had a problem with this.

 

[busaguy79]

I sport it, alot of desperate woman at work and they notice, oh yes they notice!!