When STDiva goes to bed tonight

[lurkingdirk]

should he sleep on his belly or his back? Keep in mind, he tends to snore when he lays on his back.

 

[PirateKing]

His belly, without any pants. That way Dirk can get in, do the dirty deed, then get out ass quickly as possible.

 

[LukeEl]

He should sleep upside down like a bat or Dracula, that's how Keith Richards keeps his longevity.

 

[Johan]

Back.

This way, tomorrow morning, dirk can enjoy STDiva's morning hard-on

 

[gunslingingbird]

He should definitely shave his back.

 

[squallumz]

i agree, gas prices are ridiculous.

 

[Shifty]

His belly, without any pants. That way Dirk can get in, do the dirty deed, then get out ass quickly as possible.

Oh, there's no rush.

 

[Kingfisher]

Maybe he likes to be spooned, so on his side.

 

[STDiva]

My butt hurts whenever I sleep on my belly.

 

[Mayhem]

On his stomach increases the possibility that he suffocates himself while he sleeps. Unlikely, but one can dream.

 

[Automate]

If you want to increase chances of having sleep paralysis, sleep on your back.

 

[squallumz]

question before voting: is this after chili night?

 

[BCT]

Diva should sleep standing up conehead style.

 

[Kingfisher]

Diva should sleep standing up conehead style.

Mip! STDiva, maybe he's a omnivorous domesticated cloven-hooved vertebrate that defecates in the same place it consumes?

 

[Death-Proof-69]

My butt hurts whenever I sleep on my belly.

is it a good hurt or a bad hurt?

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Hanging upside down.

 

[STDiva]

is it a good hurt or a bad hurt?

I'm indifferent.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

STDiva doesn't sleep. His posting here shows he is defiant!

STDiva does not conform to thread threats! Oh no! You have completely underestimated STDiva!!!

 

[gunslingingbird]

STDiva doesn't sleep. His posting here shows he is defiant!

STDiva does not conform to thread threats! Oh no! You have completely underestimated STDiva!!!

Weren't you supposed to be married or something by now?

 

[Smallville22]

Belly