When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OCSM ?

[roronoa3000]

Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?

I'm bending over already, now hurry up & vomit into my gaping arsehole as I cum on a picture of Vincent Price!

You are as crazy as Blueballs.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?

I have very few dealbreakers. As long as you are fine with my job, shower on a semi regular basis and love bacon, you're pretty much good to go.

That'd be my strapon. When the fuck are you going to bend over for me bitch?

did you douche your asshole? Because I already told you, I NEED you to keep that bean burrito residue on there for easy gliding!

No one would really want to pay to see me fry bacon nekked would they?

:iloveyou:

 

[alexpnz]

Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?

btw, isn't it OCSM and not OSCM?

Just askin........:dunno:

 

[Straight Shooter]

Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?

Ashleigh, what's your status? single, married?

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?

Ashleigh, what's your status? single, married?

How about I just say - its complicated lol. Semi-newly single, not looking though.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?

I have plenty of e-fuck buddies, thats enough for me!

 

[D-rock]

Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?

I would be kind of worried if you tried to fry bacon nude. That's not an activity for the faint of heart. My arms have gotten singed throughout the years enough as it is frying bacon.

Now scooping out some ice cream or making some cupcakes. That might be better.

 

[pornophile]

Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?

i enjoy wrapping bacon strips around my penis while I masturbate to nude pics of porky pig....

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?

i enjoy wrapping bacon strips around my penis while I masturbate to nude pics of porky pig....

I enjoy masturbating to what you just posted...

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?

I would be kind of worried if you tried to fry bacon nude. That's not an activity for the faint of heart. My arms have gotten singed throughout the years enough as it is frying bacon.

Now scooping out some ice cream or making some cupcakes. That might be better.

hahaha touche. I made homeade chowder from scratch one time on cam...twas delicious.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?

hahaha touche. I made homeade chowder from scratch one time on cam...twas delicious.

It sounds like you know your way around the kitchen :thumbsup:

 

[D-rock]

Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?

hahaha touche. I made homeade chowder from scratch one time on cam...twas delicious.

...On the other hand you would have to find a way to clean up all those tiny spots of bacon grease that got on your body while making it. Human saliva is pretty good at breaking down that stuff down,...at least from what I hear.

 

[sporty_carr]

Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?

Do you like to dip your bacon in mayonnaise mixed with tuna fish? :yummie:

 

[sporty_carr]

Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?

I have plenty of e-fuck buddies, thats enough for me!

WTF is an e-fuck buddy? Is that where you guys type back and forth, "oh, yeah....you like it there don't you ya dirty bitch?!?.....yeah, shove that thumb up my ass.".........?


What's so great about that? I do that with whimsy all the time. Little bastard wears my fingers out from having to type so hard and fast, though. You wouldn't believe how much that fucker can take over the internet.

 

[Gordar]

Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?

As soon as she has her own site or a page on the main FO site. So if Ashleigh wants to become an OCSM she has to give FO some material (preview galleries & movie clips) & she'll be an OCSM in no time.

But, considering she's not a centerfold or pornstar, this is going to be quite hard to achieve for her & that means no OCSM status (FO has to draw the line somewhere & the rules are the rules).

 

[pornophile]

Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?

hahaha touche. I made homeade chowder from scratch one time on cam...twas delicious.

You spend time on cam AND in the kitchen?

the perfect woman....

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?

...On the other hand you would have to find a way to clean up all those tiny spots of bacon grease that got on your body while making it. Human saliva is pretty good at breaking down that stuff down,...at least from what I hear.

oh its true....NOT licking up bacon grease off someone is just a waste!!!

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?

Do you like to dip your bacon in mayonnaise mixed with tuna fish? :yummie:

gag. I hate mayo. Like, I totally feel its one of the worlds unnecessary evils.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?

WTF is an e-fuck buddy? Is that where you guys type back and forth, "oh, yeah....you like it there don't you ya dirty bitch?!?.....yeah, shove that thumb up my ass.".........?


What's so great about that? I do that with whimsy all the time. Little bastard wears my fingers out from having to type so hard and fast, though. You wouldn't believe how much that fucker can take over the internet.

Clearly you've never gotten a camshow. I get my jollies on cam...I have lots of boys who make sure I'm "taken care of" in the orgasm department since I'm not getting any real cock lately lol

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?

As soon as she has her own site or a page on the main FO site. So if Ashleigh wants to become an OCSM she has to give FO some material (preview galleries & movie clips) & she'll be an OCSM in no time.

But, considering she's not a centerfold or pornstar, this is going to be quite hard to achieve for her & that means no OCSM status (FO has to draw the line somewhere & the rules are the rules).

Well as soon as I get some Freeones swag to wear in pics/vids!!! I'd love to do some content for Freeones, just need one of those sexy tanks :tongue: