My *** sent me a collection of rapier like thrusts of wit via email. I had a good chuckle.
Enjoy!
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
- Winston Churchill
"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
- Winston Churchill
Nancy Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd ***** it."
Bessie Braddock, MP: "Sir, you are *****."
Winston Churchill: "And Madam, you are ugly. But in the morning I will be sober."
"I have never ****** a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
- Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
- Moses Hadas
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
- Abraham Lincoln
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
- Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
- Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one."
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in reply
"From the moment I picked up your book until I set it down I was convulsed by laughter. Someday I intend reading it."
- Groucho Marx
"There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators."
- Will Rodgers
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
- George Carlin
cheers,
Enjoy!
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
- Winston Churchill
"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
- Winston Churchill
Nancy Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd ***** it."
Bessie Braddock, MP: "Sir, you are *****."
Winston Churchill: "And Madam, you are ugly. But in the morning I will be sober."
"I have never ****** a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
- Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
- Moses Hadas
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
- Abraham Lincoln
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
- Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
- Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one."
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in reply
"From the moment I picked up your book until I set it down I was convulsed by laughter. Someday I intend reading it."
- Groucho Marx
"There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators."
- Will Rodgers
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
- George Carlin
cheers,
