When I woke up...

[Will E Worm]

...this hat was on my head.

 

[tartanterrier]

Looks like someone is pimpin their bitch impdaddy

 

[Toyfriend]

You must have slept with that bitch last night.

 

[feller469]

Why? Seriously. Why?

 

[tittenman]

Yes and the fucking person I think did this to me is gonna get a nasty bite!