Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
On the 12th at around 10:45 in the AM I was concluding my morning dump wiping myself for the second and final time. Little did I know when I got up my asshole pinched the toilet paper and tried to take off with it. I pulled my pants up and totally felt it. So defeated. I had to sit back down, reach and pull the thing out. Got some mess on my fingers which made me have to pump the soap and extra time to clean them.
